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Public Microwave

adj. A public area where a group/groups of people gather in a confined space and it gets hot and sweaty.
The club down on fifth is always such a public microwave.
by Grindrcollab August 19, 2021
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A question guys ask girls over text when the conversation is drying out.
boy: "that's crazyy"
girl: "ikr"
boy" so uh what brand is your microwave?"
by alextheog March 12, 2025
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baby microwave

Baby microwave describes a person who has had really sexy burns from a microwave when he was 4.
Random guy: Dude that guy looks like a *baby microwave*
Other guy: I know!
by Fake Real Name March 23, 2021
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Swedish Microwave

A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)
"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"
by aioubhgfob3e03 October 27, 2021
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Microwave solution

The team need a solution for the hiring problem . A microwave solution would be to use an external bureau
by Dan Dargan January 16, 2020
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