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Media Strumpet

Someone who always knows where the TV cameras or other media devices are at all times and always makes sure they are noticed by them. Examples would be celebrities, politicians or sports figures. that have nothing of importance to say, but always make sure they wind up on-camera as often as they can. An individual of former importance that panders to the camera or other media devices to make sure they are seen despite their irrelevance today. Synonym: Attention Strumpet

The term strumpet originally meant a female prostitute, or a lady of "questionable" character. Media or Attention Strumpet includes members of both sexes who crave media attention
"The former vice-presidential candidate continues to inanely talk about things (s)he knows nothing of. (S)he is nothing but an attention strumpet."

" That football player is a giant media strumpet. He knows where the cameras are at all times and makes sure he is noticed by them. "
by Jerold in Citrus Park February 6, 2020
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media pawn

Someone who is being manipulated by the media or the news that spews out lies and misinformation.
Hannah was a media pawn for a while until she woke up!
by Type2GenomeManiac March 13, 2019
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Hocial Media

hocial media: listing your twitter, Snapchat, Facebook, and messaging accounts in the personal sections of each media forum. for dating or casual hook-ups. Ala back page and POF, etc.
Did you see the recent pictures Crystal posted of herself? She's gone Hocial Media. Someone report her!
by WildestBlings October 25, 2017
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Brainstream Media

Brainstream Media defines the general worldwide media that's using subliminal messaging, NLP, false narratives and pre-written texts in order to corral you to believe a story that isn't (entirely) true. Often times, you'll find that they dispel information, not by tackling the accusation head on, but by talking "around" it and not actually demonstration a real case. It's a dangerous but convincing method of convincing the general population of something being true (or untrue) when in fact, it's incorrect.
The Brainstream media is reporting that Chris Cornell, Chester Bennington, Kate Spade and Anthony Bourdain all committed suicide.
by MamaBear13 June 9, 2020
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media cold

Acute rhinitis brought on by excessive nasal consumption of cocaine, euphemistically referred to as a "media cold" due to the prevalence of this recreational drug among journalists and television types. Synonymous with columbian flu.
"Atishoo!"
"Bless you. Hayfever?"
"No, I've got a terrible media cold but don't tell my boss."
by bigMc May 7, 2005
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media condom

Comic stars get protected from bodily harm when the cameras are rolling.
Triumph got covered by a media condom when he said "you will die alone!"
by klar October 17, 2008
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Media Whore

Since she is filthy rich by birth, Paris Hilton seeks international overexposure to prove her self-worth.
by Erica, @1979 November 28, 2004
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