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matting

When one is lashing out over little things having huge baby rage.
Quit matting my guy.
by texasrot January 21, 2024
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Mat-TOCK

A mat-tock is referring to and asshole who over quotes starwars and dead memes from a year ago, although he can be a nice guy, he’s still generally a wanker and will ruin your day, he also matches the iq of a coffee mug
Person- he’s such a mat-tock he’s gonna ruin this new meme again
by Not a mat-tock August 10, 2019
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Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza
by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022
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Hemp Mat

A mat used in yoga that is literally made from a hemp plant.
Usually thrown down in a room belonging to a frequent stoner.
Stoner 1: Dude, what's on your bedroom floor? It feels nice..
Stoner 2: Yea man, just a hemp mat I picked up from the hippie store across the street. Real nice..
by TheWorldShouldKnowThis June 29, 2010
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Mats

A Mats is a stupid nigger who gets his mom to cut up a bowl of mango for him. He is an anime addict and sits in the back of the class laughing at anime.
Mats: have you seen this anime?
Everyone: I’m no faggot!!
by EpicGamer04 November 20, 2019
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Mat

A very nice guy so far

A little bit on the crazy side but not bad crazy. He likes to make a difference in the world. Works hard and loves his dog. He is always doing something to better himself
1.Wow did you hear Mat got hit by a boat on the beach during a storm surge

1. That’s a one bad ass Mat
by Ghostface13 November 9, 2022
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Mat flap

When you slam your girl onto a mat/carpet and have sex with her.
Dude I just pure mat flap her and her booty shook.
by Nabrap July 4, 2017
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