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mail hole

A hole in a package made my the mail man.
There was a mail hole in my package today!
by Get money at home June 10, 2011
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stale mail

any E-mail that arrives (sometimes again) weeks after it was originally sent, due to very slow servers.
After replying to Karens Email, i realized it arrived today - BUT was sent two weeks ago, Damn Stale Mail!
by Addictive1 June 19, 2006
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mail read

Having your personal business publicized; usually brings shame and embarrasment
Tiffany had her mail read in front of the entire office before she quit.

Don't make me read your mail in front of all these people!
by Tiffany Davis September 5, 2006
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pre-mail

A forwarded email that shows a time stamp of the forward before the original email's send time, usually a result of server delays or time synchronization issues due to poor quality HP Proliant Servers. First observed by the Power Horse himself on 1/21/2008 on the OST team.
Forwarded: 3:10pm
(original message) Sent: 3:14pm

The Powerhorse: Oh look, we received it before it actually got sent to us!

The Powerhorse Jr.: That's pre-mail.

The Powerhorse: Thank you, HP Proliant Servers! You're the best! Way to go, accuracy! I love peanut butter chocolate Kashi bars. Have a good one!
by Powerhorse II January 10, 2009
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Junk Mail

An emailed photo of genetalia
1.Got some Junk Mail from that guy I gave my number to last night. Not bad.
2. Ew, I thought that guy was normal but there was some Junk Mail from him on my phone this morning! What a creep!
3. Girl sent me some pics, ohhhh! I got a vajj jukebox up in my phone!
by Tjbf55 July 21, 2014
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mail cat

A male who wears cat ears that usually match their t-shirt.
He is being a mail cat.
by pseudonymn December 16, 2013
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FLunk Mail

Positive propaganda for the re-presenting of the ideal objects of desire. Comes in a range of sizes – small-medium to extra large and ribbed. Received without prior consent via mail, airmail, courier, personal exchange, drone, etc
1. Did you receive your fortnightly Flunk Mail?
2. Yes. It was terrible, but I have lost my registered Flunk mail disposal receptacle.
3. Here, avail yourself of mine. I don't even feel compelled to read my fortnightly Flunk mail now that I have replaced my letter box with my registered Flunk mail disposal receptacle.
by Karen_Eliot October 12, 2016
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