The Mustard Jumper is when you are going down on a lady and she has a whole rug going on downstairs. In the process of pleasuring the lady a bit of that rug tickles your nose forcing you to sneeze! (Like when you smell a pungent mustard). In the process of sneezing you pleasure her more forcing her to jump in pleasure.
Jeeesus, Giles was going down on Serpentine the other night and he gave her a mustard jumper. She nearly hit the ceiling apparently.
by Giles and Sepentine September 24, 2017
by Heybhabie April 19, 2020
(1) "Most of the World can't afford a gold Lambo, but they can most likely afford a mustard one!"
(2) Person 1: "Dude, seems like everyone's trying to hustle each other to get to the top."
Person 2: "Pfft, all just gonna end up with a mustard Lamborghini.
Person 1: "Bunch of ass suckers."
(2) Person 1: "Dude, seems like everyone's trying to hustle each other to get to the top."
Person 2: "Pfft, all just gonna end up with a mustard Lamborghini.
Person 1: "Bunch of ass suckers."
by Zom13 July 25, 2016
The act of receiving, or giving fellatio whilst the penis is covered in America's finest condiment (mustard).
There I was, minding my own business next to the concession stand and this girl told me she was going to blow my mind. She whipped out the ole French's Classic and gave me the best mustard job I've ever had.
You guys will never believe this. The hot brunette at the party just gave me a mustard job in the back room.
You guys will never believe this. The hot brunette at the party just gave me a mustard job in the back room.
by Bunzlaw December 14, 2019
Shaquille o’Neal: oh damn I done shitted on my cat again.
Kobe Bryant (from heaven rip homie): damn that be the mustard on a knife my dude
Kobe Bryant (from heaven rip homie): damn that be the mustard on a knife my dude
by TheReturnOfSusFather October 13, 2020
Concrete Mustard is the mustard at the bottom of the Masterfoods Mustard Bottle that won't come out
Either that or just a really dense retard called Matt. He, is concrete mustard
Either that or just a really dense retard called Matt. He, is concrete mustard
by biggay101 April 18, 2019
by SameKindofStupid November 30, 2018