Kyle

A person who has a big dick

Kyle has a big dick.

by a_dumbass January 1, 2021

Kyle

A person who drinks a lot of monster and punches through drywall like no other. They are usually seen wearing their signature Megadeath t shirts. Be careful not to mess with a Kyle for he will sneak into your house and punch through any drywall he can find. Usually seen at skateparks and vaping if he is 21 or over he most likely mixes beer with monster when he drinks; warning if you see him drunk DO NOT APPROACH because if he is drunk his power is boosted fivefold (remember do not confuse with Kyle from South Park that is a alternate universe kyle as seen in the gif)

1.(Kyle to another Kyle) yo Kyle you wanna come over to my place and drink like a fuck ton of monster and punch drywall?
2. If you don’t drink monster like me do not talk to me you are not worthy of Kyle.

by RandomUser June 5, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a hella cool man who likes planes and space and Russians. He drinks Monster because Kyles of all sorts need their fuel. Kyle is a deity most commonly known as KYYYLLEEE locally at Space Camp. His disciples are his beloved, and they cherish and pray to him for his everlasting love and safety.

Disciple 1: KYLLLEEEE!
Rest of Disciples: KYYYYYYYLLLLLEEEEEE!
Kyle: When can I go homeeeeee

by russianamish June 18, 2019

Kyle

An attractive man who is definitely a keeper. He is kind caring smart and way better than anyone you can imagine. You would be lucky to have him

Omg your dating kyle. You are so lucky

by Joemamaanjidaddy October 19, 2019

Kylee

One of the sexiest guys in earth. Always there to make you happy and smile from ear to ear. Never judges anyone and has the cutest smile

Kylee’s girlfriend is sooo lucky

by Hisgirl September 14, 2019

Kyle

He will drink all of your monster and Mountain Dew prior to punching a hole in your wall

That’s Kyle's sixth monster today

Watch out

by Bryson 210 June 8, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a boy who cares about his hair, his popular, his clothes and god
Kyle is an asshat, but we still love him
Kyle is also hot and doesn't put up with anyone's shit, sometimes kyle can be seen as a bully

*see cute boy with dirty blond hair*

britney: ooo hes cute
hailey: that must be kyle

by soggy cheetos July 17, 2020