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Jonah

Jonah is the loudest person you'll ever meet. When you go up to him, he'll yell "Hi _____!" His voice is extremely high but he's a good person. When you find a Jonah, never let go of him because he'll brighten your day and always find a way to make you laugh.
Kayden: have you seen jonah
(high pitched sounds and laughs come from the bathroom)

Landon: found him.. *laughs*
by anonymous February 16, 2024
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Jonah

Jonah is a guy in the closet that comes out via a urban dictionary post. Claps to jonah
Are you in the closet, that’s so jonah.
by OhShitHi April 29, 2020
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Jonah

The best, silliest guy ever!! best person 2 play regretevator, RMA, and cof with!!!! he's david irl i dont care what anyone says!!1

on a more serious note, Jonah you're truly amazing, i would do anything for you and you're honestly the reason i want to wake up in the morning. I hope you get everything you want in life, if you ever decide you want to let me go id still be happy, because i got to know you in the first place. You and florence are genuinely the light of my life and you two never fail to make me smile or laugh. I love you both, so much. and i love you jonah, never let anyone make you feel like youre unworthy because you arent.

and of course, as a The Outsiders fan,
Stay gold, Jonah.
by simonzluv March 10, 2024
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Jonah

The most fat and ugly person ever. He likes Luella and he likes Big Macs. He likes to be called JONAHMYBONAH.
by fatima kim jong un May 15, 2024
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Jonah

A man that has a massive bunda (ASS)! A Jonah usually is a ass merchant and loves to shake it on people.
Man that boys ass is so big! He's a Jonah!
by NevenMinard October 11, 2022
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Jonah

Isn't that jonah? wow that guy sure like delicious, juicy lemons
by Josef Mama January 14, 2022
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Jonah Wolf

ben archacki, getting cheating on, playing lefou. what will jonah do next? ill tell you what. marry a jewish girl. girl girlfriend is the jewish bomb . He steals french fries and doesnt say i love you back. Meet Jonah Wolf
Hey Jonah Wolf! Did you rip your pants again?
by sophie6969 May 30, 2018
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