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Garden City

Affluent town where all the HS kids must drink pretty early. Yes, that includes everyone, not just the lax/football kids like in other towns. The "nerds" of this town drink everyone under the table once they go to college. My roommate used to live here and he's a total shitfuck. Rediculous shorts all the time and is somehow the star of our intramural lax team even those he's a weakling and didn't even play in high school. Go figure.
Dude, my roommate from Garden City never got laid in high school yet drinks like a champion, what gives?
by Dbonez April 21, 2008
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Garden State

one who listens to alternative music (i.e. the arcade fire, the shins, iron and wine, cold war kids, ect.) and wear clothes such as cardigans, scarfs, and slacks
Whats that Edward kid like?
I dunno, he's kind of garden state.
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garden hose

a lethal weapon used in world war 2, the only person worthy enough to wield such power is Minecraft steve, sadly Minecraft steve switched sideds during infinity war to kill shrek our lord and saviour
lil jimmy, put that garden hose down and no one gets hurt
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Weting the garden

Using water and a garden hose to fuck yourself until your dick turns ashy.
"Billy go wash the pavement"

"Ok"

3 minutes later.

"Billy, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Weting The Garden, its the new black"
by Definitions4Days November 25, 2013
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Night Garden

The passive irrigation and fertilization that occurs to a mans hairy ass crack while he sleeps.
"I had to wipe right when I woke up due overactive night garden activity".
by Curtmandingo January 10, 2010
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grandpa gardener

Jim- hey your being a “grandpa gardener” (meaning your being very bitchy for no reason)
by Notthatshorty August 26, 2022
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Nathan gardener

A peculiar lad to be honest, often finds humour in perverted or repulsive images to show to friends or foes.
Nathan gardener showed me a picture of poop where it shouldn’t be.
by Mr-Billinge89 April 14, 2023
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