by Mavrick and Goose November 28, 2007
Thought he was down for a blow job but instead presented his (dick chimney) for me stick my santa stick into, ho ho ho! merry sexmas
by RetroThis January 24, 2015
When anal intercourse is attempted, but those on the receiving end experience excruciating burning pain due to their sphincter not being prepared when the penis enters. - this can cause instant tears and screaming in agony.
by PhuzzyWuzzy December 22, 2020
The act of gaping someone's asshole and then blowing smoke into it. The two-person version of the Swindon Smokestack (several smoke blowers)
by iosys April 18, 2019