closet jenga

(n.)

The result of placing or removing an object in a closet packed full of crap and having everything fall or cave in on you.
"John was looking for his box of porn when closet jenga occurred."
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Closet WoWer

someone who plays WoW and pretends that they don't so they can be cool with the other closet WoWers. and they wont come out of the closet.
by Stefan is cool October 20, 2008
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exploring the closet

Exploring the closet. It means that you have not came out of the closet, meaning that you have not come out yet. It means that you’re not quite on the closet, nor out of it. You’re lookig for the door that may just be behind you. In short, it means that you think you’re straight but you may just be gay without knowing so.
Dude, is he in or out of the closet?
I don’t know, HEY ARR YOU GAY?

NO
He gives off that vibe that he’s in the closet...
He’s probably just exploring the closet.
by Imma fail February 11, 2018
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Coat Closet

When a hunter kills a large game animal, strips naked, takes out the guts, climbs inside, and sews up the carcass leaving only his genitals sticking out of the dead animal.
Nice shot, son! Now take your clothes off! It's time for your first Coat Closet!
by FuckedUpJoe July 26, 2018
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Collapsing Closet

When your homoerotic tendencies start to invade your made up straight life
His friends could see he was a collapsing closet by the way he was presenting himself publicly
by denab818 June 09, 2016
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closet shopping

to go through your closet looking for clothes you forgot you owned. sometimes happens when you're short of cash, sometimes happens when you lose weight and discover a bunch of clothes that fit once again.
hey, cute jacket. where'd you get it?

i went closet shopping. i haven't worn it in years.

i don't remember it. looks great!

thanks!
by jonnyss August 20, 2010
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rain closet

Evan : goin in tha rain closet
Lucas : I'll be 10 mins, what road do you live on?
by DaNYaaHL August 21, 2007
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