Similar to the speed test used to test your internet connection, but this speed test is used to determine which checkout line is moving faster. It involves a snap judgment as to (1) which checkout clerk looks the least likely to encounter a situation in which they have to call the manager, and (2) which customers are least likely to have some sort of problem at checkout.
I used the speed test at Costco and got burned when the line I changed into was actually slower than the line I moved out of.
by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015
Get the speed testmug. To "test-fuck" is to have sex with somebody for evaluatory purposes. You can test-fuck somebody to determine if you'd like to fuck them in the future. You can also test-fuck someone for a friend.
"I think you're pretty foxy, let's test-fuck to see if we're sexually compatible"
"I am coming to New York next month, why don't you test-fuck a few hotties for me, and find me someone suitable?"
"I thought Leroy was pretty cute, but after our mediocre test-fuck I decided he wasn't worth a second date"
"I am coming to New York next month, why don't you test-fuck a few hotties for me, and find me someone suitable?"
"I thought Leroy was pretty cute, but after our mediocre test-fuck I decided he wasn't worth a second date"
by xgrrl888 May 3, 2012
Get the test-fuckmug. by veedub November 16, 2006
Get the cheek testmug. another form of corruption by the CollegeBoard to take your money while embarrassing students. These scores not only subject students into more rigorous academic curriculum, but forces the young pupils to recognize two issues with life: Money and Challenge. If you pass a test, that means that you're somewhat above mediocre. If you fail, I'd be concerned with how many brain cells you have.
by NemoMeImpuneLacessit September 16, 2018
Get the a.p. testsmug. The Tang Test is the test most men take before tounging out a ladies vagina. The Tang Test involves inserting a finger into the vagina and then running that finger across your nose and or placing it into your mouth to test the level of tang before proceeding to perform oral sex.
James 'Did you go the growl on her'?
Timbo 'Yeah mate, she had a beautiful box, I gave her The Tang Test before proceeding just to make sure, but she was as sweet as mate'.
Timbo 'Yeah mate, she had a beautiful box, I gave her The Tang Test before proceeding just to make sure, but she was as sweet as mate'.
by CutUpRough July 28, 2010
Get the The Tang Testmug. Any coming test, college, high school, or middle school, that you know you will do/have done well or exceptional on. This test is a safeguard for the other test/paper that you know you will to poorly on. For absorbing the shock of when you get a 73 on your term paper.
Dude, I think I'm set for the end of the year; I got a ninety on that history test, and I'm thinkin' that's my buffer test for that hugeass paper we have to write for Smith.
by KokeHed May 8, 2009
Get the buffer testmug. A fraternity hazing method in which a pledge's hands are rerstrained and a plasitc bag is placed over his head and sealed with a rubber band on his neck.
That skinny pledge was struggling so hard during his bag test I thought he was going to break an arm.
by Tic1991 December 1, 2011
Get the bag testmug.