Barnyard Testicle Sandwich

Double penetration, involving two men (usually of a country bumpkin background) performing intercourse with various barnyard livestock. The testes will grind upon one another while violating the animal.Alcohol and Truth or Dare usually help. Cows and sheep are recommended. Chickens, not so much.

Merle and Jeb were done drunker than shit, so I dared em to a barnyard testicle sandwich on old man bubba's farm. That there horse never got it so good.

by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008

testicle stomp

An act of rejection. The male scrotum is placed on a flat and solid surface and another person with strong footgear leaps on it at full power, at best landing with the heel directly on the target.

Usually performed by dominatrixes or outraged boxers (i.e. Mike Tyson).

Sandy puts so much emphasis on her testicle stomp, it really hurts.

I'm gonna eat your children and stomp on their testicles!

by pyro August 9, 2004

testicizzle

The part(s) of a mans scrotal sac which spermatizzles are produced and then emptyed into a hizzle's vaginizzle

yo hizzle, u suck my dizzle not my testicizzle, or im-a blow my lizzle (load) in your hair!!

by Irish Brad June 27, 2004

testicle shitting rectal wart

its a wart on some ones ass that shits testicles.

yo, thats one nasty testicle shitting rectal wart!!

by daniel divorice November 17, 2003

elephantitis-of-the-testicles

A condition causing abnormally large testicles that always come through in the clutch. Term created by The Sports Guy.

James Posey drained an elephantitis-of-the-testicles 3-pointer in the 4th quarter of game 4.

by J-Fre June 15, 2008

Testicular Fortitude

Having balls to do something.

That took testicular fortitude to stand up to you boss like that!

What a woosy, he has no testicular fortitude.

by Ostee September 1, 2010

Testicular resignation

Another way to say you assume that somebody gave up or got back down on their knees to stay there forever.

The bubbly, mouthy girl thought the guy had testicular resignation or that he got castrated by her when really he was still going and still fighting her, and he wasn't going to stop.

by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021