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pull out technique

when a man and a woman want to have a one night stand with no protection. The woman insures the man that he can "pull out". so they start going and right when the man is about to Cum, the woman wraps her legs around him and screams "BE MY BABYS DADDY!" The man then panics and usually trys to get out. when he realizes he can he hits kicks and bites her. after he now knows he is going to be a dady he thinks of multiple ways of explaining it to his parents.
Guy 1: Oh man, I fell for the old pull out technique.

Guy 2: (silence)
by cincinatti_18 December 14, 2010
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Actual Spetznaz technique

A dubious technique, often from video games or movies, said to have been ACTUALLY used by Russian special forces.
Wikipedia: A possible example of actual use of two guns firing at the same time is "Dual wield", practiced by Russian special forces.

Bob: Hey, did you know the Russians had an actual Spetznaz technique called "double jump"?
Al: I don't think so, Bob.
by the So Fine January 23, 2011
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Vo-tech school, located in Wilmington Delaware. This school is filled with pervert young men. THE FOOTBALL TEAM IS STRAIGHT TRASH. Even worse than AI and this says a lot. The kids at this school know how to turn up.
Delcastle technical highschool is lit and nasty
by Bootynut318 March 20, 2017
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techniverse

An allowable subset of "actual" reality. Operations in the techniverse are intended to be linear. Our actual reality is non-linear
Jacob Bennet's maths won't work because the Cartesian thought used in the techniverse does not suffice to describe the actualizing universe.
by ptboi April 22, 2011
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technicoitus

a term used to describe a contextual equivalent of sex. two people have performed technicoitus when they participate in any activity deemed as such by their friends and peers.

if either of the two involved, or a friend of theirs, responds to this action the same way they would to sex, it's technicoitus.

goes well with the NBA referee's hand signal for "Technical Foul." (making a T with your two open hands.)

repeated acts of technicoitus often account for the misery inherent of the "Friend Zone."
Bro 1: "No, Ashley and I are just friends. All we did last weekend was watch Titanic at her place."

Bro 2: "Man, i'm calling technicoitus. You can't watch a sad romantic movie or a romantic comedy alone with a chick outside of a theater and JUST be friends."

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Bro 1: "Shit got weird when that ugly chick from Chem texted me a winkie face."

Bro 2: "What did you say back?"

Bro 1: "I didn't know what to do. I sent her a winkie face back."

Bro 2: "TECHNICOITUS dude! That chick thinks you wanna shag!"
by ProBoonage November 15, 2011
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Technical Inhale

The breathing through the teeth sound a person makes right before they correct another on a minute or nuanced point.
<Technical Inhale> Well, actually, the reason that...
by Libertinian September 27, 2017
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Technical Wizard

A YouTuber who makes tech videos, who’s also an otaku.
Have you seen that Technical Wizard video?
by Your Local Stickbug October 20, 2022
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