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human tampon

Some one who has sex with a girl and allows her to bleed over his penis.
"Luke and Mary had sex and Mary used Luke's penis as a human tampon by bleeding all over it while he penetrated"
by A.S Davis May 18, 2009
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Barbie tampons

by Step lupid March 26, 2021
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Leather Tampon

1: A poorly effective feminine hygiene product. 2: Comedy troop with limited notoriety on Youtube around 2010.
Leather Tampon put out a trailer for a new set of skits, but they split up before it was finished.
by Hellz Wind Staffer December 20, 2020
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Drama Tampon

Adjective.

A person that creates and gravitates towards so much drama that they seem to be absorbing it in a manner that resembles a feminine product designed to soak up the byproduct of the female menstrual cycle.

See: dramadrama queen
Have you seen Kanye West's latest Twitter feuds? That guy is a drama tampon.
by Come on Fwqwhgads September 8, 2016
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Tampon TeaBag

This is an orgy based activity where someone cums into the mouth of another's with a fresh blood dripping tampon, being swaped with saliva and spit with other love bits, this process with be repeated person to person, mouth to mouth, blood, cum, and other body fluids mixing together like concrete, until it reaches the last victim, from therefore, they will then return that evening's unique concoxin, to the rightful owner of the hot chocolate mug that the kids drink out of, now to the climax of this activity where the person who cums first must drink the special cocktail tampon and all.
Did you hear Michelle the dumb bitch cumed first and had to drink the tampon teabag?
by Redrocket912 December 18, 2021
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tainted tampon

the process of ripping out the girls tampon while she is asleep and put glue on it and shove it back into her vagina and put glue on it and stick it back in
i gave carla a tainted tampon last night
by helter skeltor September 9, 2014
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Targaryen tampon

The act of lighting the string of a tampon on fire resulting in a girl running and screaming.
“She really pissed me off so a gave her a Targaryen tampon
by Paul Phinebaum June 4, 2021
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