tail nail

Common euphamism for anal sex. Usually Male on Female.

I totally tail nailed Lauren last night!

by Mystro1974 June 11, 2006

Camel tail

When a guy wears his pants to tight and you can see the outline of his penis

Dude, did you see Paul sporting a camel tail today at work? Someone needs to say something!

by Heather RT February 21, 2009

Bunny Tail

When suffering from ‘The shits’ and ones only option for freedom is to wedge toilet paper in between your arse cheeks.

Couldn't get off the bog the other day and had to be out for half past. Had to Bunny Tail it so I wasn't late

by Danlarr90 February 20, 2019

tail to task

1. Go to work. 2. Quit having fun and go to work. 3. What a babe does instead of and/or during work and consequently productivity among coworkers plummits.

1. Time to SSS and get my tail to task.
2. Hey baby, get the fuck up and get your tail to task 'cause I'm on and, hey, stop by Wally World on your way home. They got pads on rollback.
3. Yeah, she had her tail to task today, got nowt done.

by treeguywussup October 18, 2010

Hand tails

The MOST painful little flaps of skin that appear at the sides of your finger nails, with no reason or purpose!
aka Finger Flakes

'Ouch, My Hand Tails really hurt'

by Sity January 1, 2008

Fudge-Tail

When you're taking a crap, and you can't get the excessively long turd out of your anus, so it's just hanging there like a tail, thus, Fudge-Tail.

Aww man. I was crapping today, and I had a massive Fudge-tail....it sucked.

by Boohaha September 11, 2012

Colt Tail

A pathetic and small "Brony-tail". A males ponytail, but significantly less hair.

If only Chads hair would grow out of his colt tail!

by Bens Jammin September 15, 2017