Noun. A high form of the dillettante class, a person who posts frequently on websites (or may actually moderate a forum) dedicated to the sport he/she purports to have a high skill / knowledge level in. Usually, he/she will "swoop" into a thread and offer stupid advice, or threaten to ban the thread entirely if it does not back up his anectdotal beliefs.
What a dick! Does this guy actually ride, or does he just sit around all day drinking mineral water, farting into his bib shorts, taking cheap shots at people who can ride circles around him? What a Swoop!
by liedown February 21, 2010
Get the Swoopmug. A blow-job that is just a hand-job until the final moments, as in swooping in like a seagull on a hot chip.
That bitch is lazy in bed. She promised me a bj but only gave me a seagull swoop.
Honey I have a mouth ulcer so I can only manage a seagull swoop tonight.
Honey I have a mouth ulcer so I can only manage a seagull swoop tonight.
by mangaby August 17, 2010
Get the Seagull swoopmug. by oblythatguy1 March 7, 2024
Get the Swoopmug. A female or male you are in the talking phase with but there’s nothing serious going on in the relationship.
by 904Oniichan March 4, 2022
Get the Swoopmug. South side of Lawtons hoodrats term meaning obtaining things needed wanted or desired illegally, legally, or in trade mostly for cash or drugs.
Another word for a "lick"
Another word for a "lick"
What are you doing? Me and Aaron are fixing to go south side swoop to get us some gambling and que tah money.
by Shayfromtheshady580 October 23, 2020
Get the South Side Swoopmug. Asking a girl to "see" her phone, just so can put your number in it and call yourself. Therefore getting her number without asking for it.
by EyeEyeEye January 9, 2012
Get the Swoop and Dialmug. Joseph was Gettin swooped from my mates nightfall and by god he stole all the loot.
Joseph Swoopington
Joseph Swoopington
by dooos1er February 10, 2015
Get the Gettin Swoopedmug.