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Swoop

Noun. A high form of the dillettante class, a person who posts frequently on websites (or may actually moderate a forum) dedicated to the sport he/she purports to have a high skill / knowledge level in. Usually, he/she will "swoop" into a thread and offer stupid advice, or threaten to ban the thread entirely if it does not back up his anectdotal beliefs.
What a dick! Does this guy actually ride, or does he just sit around all day drinking mineral water, farting into his bib shorts, taking cheap shots at people who can ride circles around him? What a Swoop!
by liedown February 21, 2010
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Seagull swoop

A blow-job that is just a hand-job until the final moments, as in swooping in like a seagull on a hot chip.
That bitch is lazy in bed. She promised me a bj but only gave me a seagull swoop.

Honey I have a mouth ulcer so I can only manage a seagull swoop tonight.
by mangaby August 17, 2010
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Swoop

To swoop a chick; To get butt; To get hole.

A term created by Pi Kappa Alpha at Florida State
Brad: Did you swoop last night

Chad: Obly

Brad: I swooped that chick last night
Chad: Obly
by oblythatguy1 March 7, 2024
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Swoop

A female or male you are in the talking phase with but there’s nothing serious going on in the relationship.
Hey!? Are you and Jennifer dating?

Nah she’s just my lil swoop, we might kick it here and there.
by 904Oniichan March 4, 2022
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South Side Swoop

South side of Lawtons hoodrats term meaning obtaining things needed wanted or desired illegally, legally, or in trade mostly for cash or drugs.
Another word for a "lick"
What are you doing? Me and Aaron are fixing to go south side swoop to get us some gambling and que tah money.
by Shayfromtheshady580 October 23, 2020
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Swoop and Dial

Asking a girl to "see" her phone, just so can put your number in it and call yourself. Therefore getting her number without asking for it.
Swoop and Dial: No example needed ....you know EXACTLY what I mean. smh
by EyeEyeEye January 9, 2012
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Gettin Swooped

When someone enters your group and basically performs theft on a mutually achieved task.
Joseph was Gettin swooped from my mates nightfall and by god he stole all the loot.
Joseph Swoopington
by dooos1er February 10, 2015
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