The act of a vehicle uncontrollably maneuvering into a median, often associated with slick road conditions.
Driver: I'm sure this speed is safe.
Passenger: Uh, why are turning sideways?
Driver: Hope you don't mind, I'm just going to practice my median surfing.
Passenger: Uh, why are turning sideways?
Driver: Hope you don't mind, I'm just going to practice my median surfing.
by Integer February 10, 2010
An actual club that every few times a month has a special night just for teens 13-18.In which there are outside decks on the water,with DJ's & glow sticks. Techno lives here.When your here you'll see a bunch of Guido's & fat whores who are in ripped "home made" jeans. With their hair in what is called "The Poof".
by ASHLEYNICOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE October 12, 2008
the act of standing behind a sitting person in order to look at the contents of their computer or cell phone.
considered extremely rude and annoying by most of society
usually committed by parents or other nosy people
considered extremely rude and annoying by most of society
usually committed by parents or other nosy people
"Sorry for not responding to that text message for so long, my dad was trying to shoulder surf me"
Person 1: -is texting friend about a party at his house friday night-
Person 2: -looks over shoulder of person 1- "Hey man, can i come to your party"
Person 1: "DUDE, QUIT SHOULDER SURFING ME"
Person 1: -is texting friend about a party at his house friday night-
Person 2: -looks over shoulder of person 1- "Hey man, can i come to your party"
Person 1: "DUDE, QUIT SHOULDER SURFING ME"
by piebeyummy March 22, 2011
When your dog sits down and only uses its front paws to walk which causes it to scoot along the ground on its butt. Usually they do this on carpet, concrete, or any other abrasive surface, sometimes leaving a poo smear. Usually means its time to get their anal glands squeezed.
Reece is butt surfing again. Looks like its time to go to the vet!
My dog butt surfed on the white carpet and now there is a brown streak.
My dog butt surfed on the white carpet and now there is a brown streak.
by Reece Griffin October 29, 2007
Example:
This guy: Those pigs are always fuckin' with me just 'cause I board.
That guy: Dude, happens to me all the time
This guy: What bitches. It makes me want to put a 187 on those doughnut munchers
That guy: Chill out bro, let's do a bit of sidewalk surfing. We can fuck with 'em while we're at it
by freeleigh May 22, 2006
This is a habit of medium-to-large dogs in standing on their hind legs to see what is on the kitchen counters.
by Geek Girl October 01, 2004
When your swag reaches new levels and generates enough energy to create its own momentum, and your body literally starts to move and function solely from swag.
The average white male's swag needs to be on at least 100 million to swag surf. Black guys can usually swag surf simply by wearing ice or buying new rims for their impala.
The average white male's swag needs to be on at least 100 million to swag surf. Black guys can usually swag surf simply by wearing ice or buying new rims for their impala.
When I showed up to the spot last night my swag was on 100 million. Niggas was givin me daps, bitches givin hugs, and next thing I new I was swag surfing!
by Mick_Swagger May 04, 2011