Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise

1. (noun) An anal sex act, in which the giving partner lies to the receiving partner and tells him or her that he has ejaculated. After the receiving partner turns around to face him, the giving partner violently ejaculates into the other partner's eye. He then uses the Santorum that has accumulated on his penis to draw a cross on the forehead of the stunned receiving partner.

2. (verb) To perform said sex act.

3. (noun) The fact that Rick Santorum is still a viable presidential candidate after Super Tuesday

1. Man, that hooker made be pay double after I tried the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise.

3. In any other election, the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise would be more shocking to me, but look at the other candidates!

by Mort459 June 16, 2012

superbad

best movie ever.

shoves the pie on AMERICAN PIE
turns NATIONAL LAMPOON into national rangoon
makes FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH slower
moves BREAKFAST CLUB to dinner

and last but not the least.
introduced MCLOVIN to the world and made McDREAMY and MCsteamy cry like sissies

logic 101

every body has seen superbad
joe has not seen it
joe is a faggget

by Super Oreo September 6, 2007

Super Lemon Haze

A strain of high potency weed. Cross between Lemon Skun and Super Silver haze. 2008 Cannabis cup winner.

'Oh shit bruv, the Super Lemon Haze has a knock out high!'

by safe.com May 26, 2009

tecmo super bowl

Unbelievably tight NES game that you can play for hours, especially when you throw those 110 yard passes from the back of the end zone.

Oh yeah, and LT can block every extra point or field goal.

In my last Tecmo Super Bowl game, Barry Sanders rushed for 658 yards and 11 touchdowns on 34 carries. I passed once. It was incomplete, so I gave it up and went back to Barry.

by ACG2x January 21, 2004

Super Mario Bros.

One of the best games of all time. It orginally came out as a launch title for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) in October of 1985. Over the years it has become one of the most famous video games of all time, and thus began the "Mario" game series. It 2004 it was re-released on the Game Boy Advanced as part of their "Classic NES Series" games.

Without Super Mario Bros., the gaming industry might not exist today.

by NateAbel January 16, 2005

Super Sonic Sparks

Also known as s^3, they are a vex robotics team, who every year somehow manges to field excellent robots. The team is the textbook example of winning award regardless of robot performance. I swear they can win excellence and be the worst seeded robot

Driver1: who just won that excellence award?

Driver 2: Super Sonic Sparks, who else

Coach: well that what you get, when you wear cubes on your head

by Hugh Gyrection February 24, 2010

Superbabies

The prophecy of two sexy ass individuals coming together named Adam and Tiana, mixing their superior genetics making the most sexiest, irresistibly intelligent godlike babies with IQ's well over 9000...

Complete globalisation and world domination will occur, they shall learn space travel and explore the universe creating new super babies everywhere.

Guy1: Did you hear about them new superbabies born?

Guy2: Yeah I heard they can memorise PI up to the 50000th digit and cure cancer.

Guy1: Wow, I want a superbaby!!

by Superbaby Makerz December 14, 2010