professional college student

Any person who has been in college for more than 5 + years of college experience; The student with the most debt; Students who have attended a 2 year college but took 4-5 years to finish it or transferred or never graduate;Usually also known as under achievers;Students who has more friends than Tom in myspace; Excessive partier even in his/her late 30's; Student who has a 5 year old kid when they finally graduate; Just finishing his/her 4 year degree nearing upon his/her high school reunion.

Robert: What is going on Fred? What have you been up to since after we graduated in '96?

Fred: I've been in college. I finally finished my 4 year degree this year.

Robert: Really?

Fred: Yeah I've been a professional college student

by Chappelle is my nigga July 18, 2006

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law student

Someone who has no tangible skills except the ability to read a book and memorize Latin terms such as "res ipsa" and "de novo."

Someone who hides their alcoholism and insecurities by constantly gossiping about classmates.

Someone who knows how to party.

"Who is that douchebag over there wearing a blazer with khacki shorts and bragging about how he met Obama once?"

"Oh, that's just a law student."

by Big Freeze UFL February 1, 2010

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imd student

akin to the hairs on a hobos ball sack. The imd student does nothing, and understands even less. Usually found looking like someone spewed a rainbow over them. Distant cousins of mighty Applied Computing students. May react angrily when confused. Easily done.

Imd students are the scummiest people to walk the streets of dundee, even worse than hookers with syphalis

by I rock March 7, 2005

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