stroke the J

to shoot exceptionally accurately in basketball

We were down 10 points, but once I started strokin' the J, we were unstoppable and ended up killing the motherfuckers. No really, we lost but after the game we did shoot them. And one of them really did fuck my mother.

by Nick D September 24, 2003

The Strokes

Edward Von Bron describes The Strokes as: the best thing since the wheel; the most amazing rock and roll band of the twenty first century; perfection; the antidote to Slipknot - corey taylor's a jealous hack, his two musical endeavors wont amount to anything the Strokes scrape off the bottom of their chuck's.

The Strokes = Genius
Everybody else = not*




*White Stripes, The Vines, Flaming Lips, Incubus need not apply

by Edward Von Bron September 26, 2003

Choke Stroke

The act of placing the dick down the throat (preferably during face fucking) and then jerking it off through the neck.

I was face fucking her and she gave me a choke stroke.

by Tverano October 18, 2017

Stroke n Poke

Fucking a chick then reaching your hand in her vag and grabbing your dick and then continuing to fuck her while holding your dick

Dude 1: Yo, so last night, this bitch's vagina was so big, I could have pretty much stroke n poked her
Dude 2: whats stroke n poke?
Dude 1: It's when you are fucking a chick and then reach inside her vagina and grab your dick and continue to fuck her
Dude 2: fuckin awesome

by niggersaurus-rex October 15, 2011

Goat Stroker

You enjoy visiting goat sanctuaries in your spare time and stroking Goats.
Basically means your a fucking retard...

Person #1: Can I have some money please?
Person #2: No, Fuck off you dirty Goat Stroker.

by xDStevieee July 18, 2010

Stroked out

When a person is so drunk or drugged up that they appear to be having a stroke.

Or the person is actually having a stroke.

"Fuck me man I was stroked out last night"

"Fucking keep her lit sinbad what was it like?"

"Wouldn't recommend it mate. It was like taking a shite in a third world country and then kimbo slice raped my most precious memory."

"Haha.Sacky bobo son"

by Stroked out sexual predator August 4, 2009

Ego Stroker

Someone who flirts with you just for the attention but when push comes to shove they aren't interested in you, just the attention you give them.

Sam flirts with Sally everyday. Sally blushes and flirts back. Sally works up the nerve to ask Sam out, Sam declines but still attempts to flirt because he's an ego stroker.

by ShopGirl07 June 21, 2010