Stretch Marks

Something that is totally disgusting and I feel fat having them, I'm too afraid to be touched for fear of rejection.

They appear on Your Hips, breasts, arms and behind the knees. Stretch Marks Suck.

by runawayhoe July 14, 2009

skeetchy

Variant of sketchy. Extreme sketchiness.

1. Deviating a great deal from what is ordinary, usual, or expected; notably strange or especially peculiar.

2. Remote; out-of-the-way.

1. The man in the shadows with the axe waiting near the docks was quite skeetchy.

2. We found the knife shop in a skeetchy corner of town.

by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC June 22, 2004

stretch arm strong

A great hardcore band that has its roots in both the Punk and metal.

by ace November 6, 2003

pipe stretcher

A very thicke shit. One that, when flushed, will stretch the pipes to their threshold of breaking. This often leaves the creator of the pipe stretcher feeling like he or she has just given birth.

I gotta go home and force out a mean pipe stretcher.

by Jables January 15, 2004

Stretch

A co-worker' act of extending the duration of a business trip, at the company's expense, in order to pursue purely personal objectives, such as martini lunches, happy hours, steak dinners, golf, gambling, sporting events and generally avoiding spouse and children.

Wow, co-worker X has an impressive stretch working, he turned a four-hour business meeting into a three day trip, including, two steak dinners, some nice hangovers and a baseball game.

by MDM_1234 March 22, 2011

STRETCH NOZZLE

USUALLY A YOUNG MAN OF JEWISH ORGIN, WHO'S NOSE IS SO LARGE THAT HE CAN STRETCH IT OVER ANOTHER MANS SOUP CAN COCK. TYPICALLY ENJOYS ASSWHIFFING AND MASTERBATING PROFUSELEY.

WOW THERE GOES BRENT, THE STRETCH NOZZLE. LOOK HE'S AT IT AGAIN, SNIFFING AND RUBBING HIMSELF AFTER BEATING OFF AND NOT SHOWERING FOR 3 DAYS!

by STRETCHNOZZLE October 3, 2009

Sneetch

To gaze lasciviously in such an overtly creepy manner that the target of one's affections (usually decades younger than the lecher) can actually feel the lecher's eyes on her body. Extreme examples of sneetching may include the jingling of change or unnecessary references to San Francisco.

Dude... Sid was completely Sneetching on that blonde at Wawa. You could hear his change jingling clear across the aisle.

by TrainingMuppet August 14, 2009