A stealth bomber is a rarely practiced sexual act in which one partner deficates into a camoflauge condom and ties it on the open end, thereby creating a semi rigid striking tool. The partners (or group, if so desired) then take turns striking each other in the face with the excrement-stuffed condom until it bursts.
"Bro, Cindy and I did the stealth bomber last night. I've got like 18 purple mushrooms on my face. At least my hair doesn't smell like shit though."
by Andy Felterbush January 11, 2010
Get the Stealth Bomber mug.when a male has an erection in a public place or in the presence of his immediate family members - for the sake of himself and his youngest cousin, who is five, he must hide it in the most nonchalant of ways by pointing the tip of his member to the sky, nestled between his belly and boxers/briefs, so he can walk around without sticking out too much until junior gets soft again at which time he will be able to go on the slip and slide for the third time
man 1: hey, number 2, what's it called when you have a boner at the park and you hide it by touching the tip to your belly?
man 2: stealth mode.
man 1: riiight!!! stealth mode.
a mom: what the shit are you talking about?
man 1 & 2: baseball
man 2: stealth mode.
man 1: riiight!!! stealth mode.
a mom: what the shit are you talking about?
man 1 & 2: baseball
by The fuckinillest man October 9, 2008
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noun; game played in complete and total darkness. A spin-off of the classic game tag accept with more bad ass. Players sneak around in the dark to try and "stealth" the opponents by giving a quick jab of the hand into any part of the body and proclaiming a loud "SKUHH" originally pronounced "skill". Often times players will take off articles of clothing in order to achieve a higher ability to stealth opponents.
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Get the stealth gay mug.1. Military aircraft.
2. To move silently (aka. quite warfare). Commonly used by pedophiles to lure children as well as by outnumbered hobomen to kill attacking youth gangs.
2. To move silently (aka. quite warfare). Commonly used by pedophiles to lure children as well as by outnumbered hobomen to kill attacking youth gangs.
Hobo 1: I killed a gang last night for fun.
Hobo 2: you inspired me, I think I will use stealth tonight as well to kill a youth gang.
Pedo: I invented the art of stealth so that I could catch kids easier.
Hobo 2: you inspired me, I think I will use stealth tonight as well to kill a youth gang.
Pedo: I invented the art of stealth so that I could catch kids easier.
by DeanNJ March 22, 2007
Get the Stealth mug.a bomber plane which cant be detected by noraml means ( for example radar and sonar) -- it is stealth-ed
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