I’ve admired this guy all my life until I realized, once I got to know him, that he is a stealth nutjob.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2023
by BigMachoDaddy February 20, 2017
Bert - "The pub went queer under the new owner, our lawyer friend. No more real beer, no more blazing fire. Now it's strictly for "style conscious gentlemen" only.
Bill - "Yeah we're done for now - nowhere left to go in the village. Sad. And we thought Mike was one of us. He was just casing the joint. Look at it now - all mirrors and pictures of fucking male pop stars and stuff and shitty music."
Bert - "Makes you sick. Our last real watering hole taken out by a stealth bummer!"
Bill - "Yeah we're done for now - nowhere left to go in the village. Sad. And we thought Mike was one of us. He was just casing the joint. Look at it now - all mirrors and pictures of fucking male pop stars and stuff and shitty music."
Bert - "Makes you sick. Our last real watering hole taken out by a stealth bummer!"
by bromp November 18, 2007
by mr.widdim June 03, 2006
by billsmut September 01, 2014
When you gotta pee really late at night so you go pee and wait to flush in the morning because you don’t wanna wake up your family/get exposed for being up late with the loud flush noise
Bro 1: sugar gay bro. Oh also last night I stealth peed. Have you ever done that?
Bro 2: yeah it’s smart
Trump: same
Bro 2: yeah it’s smart
Trump: same
by bigyeeterz June 17, 2019
When a full-time employee secretly works less than 40 hours a week and collects full-time pay and benefits.
Stealth parttiming involves mainly sitting where the boss doesn't get a good view of when you come in and leave. If you can get a cubicle in a shadowy corner you can begin coming in late, taking long lunches, and leaving early. Just hope that the company doesn't decide to install a time clock.
by North Central Johnny March 25, 2009