go spartan

1. When you are faced against someone (or something) that is standing in your way or arguing with you (or threatening you with a Persian invasion) and you'd like to kick him/her (it) in the chest. -If it is something, imagine it has a chest-

2. If you are overwhelmed by ANYTHING (e.g. office paperwork, bees, emos, Britney Spears fans, persians, etc.) and you have to deal with it and defend your balls no matter what. If you're in a group, you should be in a terrible numeric disadvantage.

1.
- I told you to shut the hell up!
- ... and you don't do any laundry and I have to cook eeeeverything you wanna eat...
- DON'T MAKE ME GO SPARTAN ON YOU, MOM!

- The bathroom door was jammed and I desperately needed to take a dump so I went spartan on it... Dad's gonna kill me :(

2.
- Damn Paul, those Hillary Duff fans are coming our way.
- Shit! We'll have to get totally spartan on them.

by Aikana January 9, 2009

smartass

someone who tries to pick holes in your logic.

these people have no lives, all they care about is looking smarter than others because they think it makes them superior.

Simon: "i suggest you come with a better solution next time because according to the theory of relativity you must be wrong."

John: "go fuck yourself, you smartass"

by Daniel Spencer January 28, 2009

Going Spartacus

The act of rolling up the leggings of a pair of shorts, thus displaying a majority of one's buttocks and/or crotch region. Referring to the actors in the movie "Spartacus" wearing "short-shorts".

Our softball team was rallying against the other team, therefore, going spartacus was in order.

by Kenny 4-Fingers August 13, 2008

Basement Spartan

1: To be wrapped up in a blanket with two of the corners pinned together so as to create a cloak for the purpose of warmth.

2: The poor man's Snuggie.

"My heater went out so I went Basement Spartan to keep warm."

by Sailor Phantom February 22, 2010

Spartan Laser

A sexual role playing game where participants dress as Halo characters. Male participants (dressed as Spartans) are punched in the prostate to induce internal bleeding, then ejaculate blood onto the other participants and yell, "Lasa LASAAAAH!!!"

"I got a head shot with my Spartan Laser last night... she's blind now."

by John 117 October 10, 2007

unknown spartan

The Unknown Spartan is the most powerful spartan in the halo world. during the fall of reach the unknown spartan hijacked a covenant ship and took off to earth..now he is fighting the covenant.

The Unknown Spartan will kill all the covenant

by Jack February 14, 2005

Sparta, NJ

A town in North West New Jersey that for some reason everyone hates. They think that everyone is rich and gets high everyday of their lives. Not everyone is rich! Sure people go to panera to socialize and watch movies and get some food, but usually not to get high or drunk or whatever. Lake Mohawk contrary to popular belief is not a sewage pit, but a clean lake filled with a variety of fish and wildlife. Wear people like to have fun and go on their boats. People wear short shorts and whatever, but look at every other town girls are wearing shorts up their butts too. Sparta has tons of great kids that almost always go to college right out of high school. It's a great place to grow up in and is very peaceful without violence and crime.

Sparta, NJ is one of the nicest places you can visit with great food and friendly people.

by ninjaturtlebabe July 11, 2011