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The standing reading

When you spend a week on Mongolian, marching powder, and the door is locked on, the shitter perch, her self against a post and release all that backed up semi solid waste
Oh, that poor bastard hasta shit so bad and the doors locked. He’s gonna have to do “the standing reading”
by Carne asodomy June 13, 2023
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Head Standing Up

When you get head while on someones shoudlers while they are standing up.
Hailey: I want Head Standing Up
Emma: STOP
Sam: WTF hornball
by head_standing_up July 2, 2023
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Ter Standing

A German Goalkeeper of Goaldonator who stays still and watches the ball go inside the goal instead of actually trying to save it. He is just there for the vibes and auras. No serious intention of playing actual football. Other relatable names are Ter Static, Ter Statue, Ter Still, Ter Stable, Ter Stuck, Ter Steady, Ter Stapled
Did you watch the match where Ter Standing conceded 4 goals against Real Madrid?
by penaltree May 5, 2024
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The Standing Eleven

The Standing 11 is a sex position in which one person licks and sucks another person's foot while standing, while the other person reciprocates while performing a handstand.

If performed correctly, the two participants will form the shape of the number 11.
Whatchoo doing tonight girl? Wanna come over and do The Standing Eleven? Show me what them toes do.
by FootDude69 February 18, 2025
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Man-Standing

When a man stands over someone while they’re sitting down.

Men Standing over someone / woman with their crotch in a person’s/ woman’s face while they’re sitting down in a public area.
When I ride the New York City train and the bus gets crowded that’s when the man-standing starts.

Stop man standing over me it’s gross.
by TheFeministKiara May 18, 2025
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one rose left standing

When one rose is still alive and the others he/she gave you are not, it tells you that person is the one.
“He got me some roses for my birthday a few weeks ago and there is one rose left standing.”
“Omg. He’s the one.”
by Jennajadewilsonboi February 23, 2021
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Last one standing

A person who is the last one standing, or sitting... or sleeping. Basicly it's just being the last one who is alive at the time.
Person 1: I'M THE LAST ONE STANDING
Person 2: *Shoots person 1* "No.. I am.".

.. What a badass
by MrTophat2875 May 25, 2021
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