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fuck that!!! RialB_D from da 501 (no, you little fucks in HS i'm not from Cali {figure it out}) is gonna call wordY'allword out. "Cigarettes"
Damn! I can't believe those little fucks in WPHS haven't put a definition for squares in here yet. guess that's not Cali Slanguage....
by RialB_D June 14, 2003
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Country Squire

A group of bad ass mofos that have made my vision come to life and demonstrate the storytelling possibilites of the human body through fierce athleticism and passionate dedication to the movement vocabulary. The wear there plaid vests and frumpy dresses proudly and you can bet they are always smizing.
A country squire is one who jumps in a jump that is not a bell hop or a heel click... but kinda sorta.
by Squiremaster May 25, 2012
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Squiers

Did you see all the Squiers in that locker room?
by b_x_miller February 3, 2010
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Squire

A Squire is person who does not do psychedelic drugs (LSD, psilocybin containing mushrooms, DMT, or Salvia) They are said to be "uncool" and not aware the the world the way psychedelic drugs uses are. A squire has no third eye.
In the movie "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" a mother leaves her child outside the Quickstop in a stroller as she runs in. A passerby questions her parenting for leaving said child outside said Quickstop. The mother calls the passerby a "Fucking Squire!"
by muleonmushrooms October 3, 2009
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Squire

Noun

A wart found on or around a penis of a male stripper.

Squires are transmitted through sexual intercourse. To prevent the spread of squires, one should always wear a condom or give up on sex entirely.

Closely related to a qwerty but squires are found on the male sex.
L: Oh my god! I found a squire last night when I was masturbating!

P: Are you serious? You need to get that shit checked out!
by LuckyLemon February 15, 2009
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Squire

A tale of one's past exploits, told with immense detail, often tracking through several other unrelated exploits, eventually returning to the initial purpose of the tale after losing many listeners along the way.
After hypnotising the audience with his squire, David left the room chuffed at his efforts, although a little perplexed at the less than euphoric response.
by Mr. C. December 1, 2004
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liver squirts

When an alcoholics liver is failing from mass doses of alcohol and when he shits it squirts all over the toilet bowl.
My main man Purp has the liver squirts!
by cdubb January 14, 2008
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