squint grits

american chinese food, squint asian eyes, grits = craker food.

Go get some squint grits from that crazy mexican lady down the street.

by JoseOle April 27, 2004

Squinting Llama

When you phone up a sexline in a phone box, and leave the phone off the hook while 2 people, members of opposite or same sex, have sex in the telephone box. Sign of best squinting llama's is when the windows steam up.

Jonny: Mate, I squinting llama-ed this babe last night. We got so hot that the windows steamed up. It was like an erotic dream I once had.

by fuckyeah1234567889 March 21, 2009

squintch

Vagina, derived from Chinook Wawa, Seattle, PNW usage.
Sometimes spelled squinch. Less offensive or crude than snatch, snootch, and other terms. Sometimes used playfully in order to avoid saying a word understood by non-Seattleites.

I don't give a squirrel's squintch what you think.

by Midnight Nash Rambler March 27, 2011

squinisman

a person who has a square dick (a dick that is as long as it is wide) also known as a squinis.

Rebel has a 1 inch squinis. He's a squinisman.

by LaZer_GeN0CiDE August 30, 2012

squirts macintosh

After an apple is inserted into the sphincter, ant the apple is pooped out like liquid diarrhea.

Had a crazy weekend, woke up Sunday with a squirts macintosh... what are you gonna do Bar mitzvahs

by ohsorrey February 19, 2017

Squint

A fan of the American TV-show Bones.
Plural squints

Person1: I hear you like Bones
Person2: yeah I'm a squint

by That other girl May 19, 2017

Squintch

Derived from Prince Edward Island, Canada ; to squintch is to snuggle / cuddle with another person in a non-sexual, but may lead to more. *wink wink*

"Come squintch me, bitch"

"My parents though we were upstairs doing it, but we were just squintching"

by gingerprime August 7, 2017