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SS Squirter

A day cruiser style jet boat often found in the salt marshes of South Georgia.
Dude I saw the SS Squirter flying down Tybee Creek yesterday full of chicks. They must still be giving free Big Macs with a ride
by Mind_surgeon July 21, 2022
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Bradley squirter

When humpday hits, Michael would drive home fast for some humpday action
When humpday approaches Lauren would cover all her living room couches in plastic so when her man comes home for humpday action she would spray him down during sexual intercourse like a skunk being threatened. Aka Bradley squirter
by Spunky5 August 24, 2022
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Guitar Squirtle

The Pokémon, Squirtle, playing sweet riffs on a guitar.

Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.
by TheRealGruffalo October 15, 2022
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Bundimble Squindle Quimbull

An individual who Squings things quite regularly. people who are Bundimble Squindle Quimbulls typically get down to shenanigans, or more appropriately, goofy activities.
3859734: Man that guy is such a Bundimble Squindle Quimbull
2943843: I know right i hate these Bundimble Squindle Quimbulls
5697482: Bro are yall talking about Bundimble Squindle Quimbulls?
2943843: Oh chyea we are dont you hate them like they are always being so silly, so goofy i hate Bundimble Squindle Quimbulls
by Bundimble Squindle Quimbull December 29, 2022
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Burnt Squirtle

The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.
Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?

Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
by BobShart July 1, 2023
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Soft squirter

A man that can only produce female offspring.
I'll never have any grandsons because all my boys are soft squirters.
by Nicol922 May 15, 2024
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Head Squirtle

When a guy blows his load in another’s nose and they snort it in sand spit it out into his mouth. Everything cums full circle.
He was giving a them a head squirtle
by MADBJ May 24, 2024
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