squimching

softly squishing someone’s face

“Aw im going to squimch you”
“Squimching is my favorite thing to do”

by pantasticperson January 4, 2023

squinting like a wanking jap

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .

For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

Squilling

When this dumb bitch doesn’t know how to spell “squealing”

“man what tf does swquilling mean”

“squilling isn’t a word”

by ballsinjaws February 28, 2023

Shrimming

Eating ass whem you have had magic mushrooms

I had the best shrimming last night

by FoxxxyFig March 4, 2023

Simming

The intention of doing or partaking in something whilst remaining empty headed or thoughtless.

Jace: "Hey, why is she just standing in the kitchen doing nothing? I thought she wanted to grab snacks."
Samantha: "Oh, she's got ADHD. She's just simming right now."

by JustAnotherInternetUser April 9, 2023

Simming

When you are on your feet seemingly busy but are actually doing nothing productive at all.

A.E. Getting up and going to the kitchen without touching anything, then going back to where you came from.

“Oh look, Paige is simming again”

by goosiegoo089 April 9, 2023

Squirting

When you stimulate both a female's clitoris and G-spot (found about an inch inside the vagina, on the upper wall) at the same time.

Squirting doesn't happen to everyone. It's estimated that only 10-50 percent of females can actually squirt, and there's nothing wrong with you if you can't.

The liquid that comes out of you when squirting isn't just pee. It does contain some pee but it also has prostatic-specific antigen, produced by the skene's glands.

"I squirted for the first time last night, squirting is the best!"

by 691414 April 12, 2023