Spray on mud

Some form of dirt or mud put on an off-road vehicle to imply that it actually was used off-road.

Tommy used spray on mud on his Subaru before the car meet.

by Matt FR January 29, 2018

Trucker Spray

The chunky remnants of a butt burst dryed on the Thunder Mug upper bowl (and sometimes lid) at your local truck stop.

"I'm not using that restroom Dad, it has Trucker Spray all over it!"

by Yotoole October 1, 2019

preemptive spray

When you know you are about to blow the bathroom up, so you spray before you do. This helps keep the odor from seeping under the door while you do your business.

About to take a dump. Feels like a bad one. Better preemptive spray so no one else knows just how bad this shit is.

by lillovekitty November 26, 2013

Patrick spray

Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)

“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”

“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.

by Hal2001 April 19, 2023

spray monkey

Professional house painter that works quickly and with an airless spray gun.

We should be able to knock this condo job out in 2 days - let me call my spray monkey.

by ClamOrPotato July 1, 2016

lap spray

The splashes that mysteriously appear on laptop screens. They come in all food colors, and are usually difficult to remove when they are colored like sneezes, coughs and snorts. Lap spray is sometimes confused with screen spray, which only appears on large monitor screens

Chris to Jo: the movie was unwatchable on my laptop because of lap spray.

Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray

by Pacific sailor February 5, 2010

teflon spray

an impenetrable barrier, makes any problem someone else's problem

I tried to submit a bug report but the developer applied teflon spray as it was an issue with someone else's code

by st.rm November 11, 2017