spontaneous retaliation

when you get back at someone for petty annoyances.

huhh, wtf how did my coat go from being on your bed, to that dusty, dirty, hairy spot over in that corner. It's time to get revenge for your arrogance

by 65654 December 8, 2004

spintranet

Your corporate intranet, where you can read the official company spin. 'Nuf said.

(Derivation: from sp-intranet, where the sp is shorthand for Sharepoint.)

Check the spintranet if you're not sure of the official dress code.

by pretzlboy April 30, 2011

Spoink

When you yoink something and put something else in its place.

When Jeff was walking behind me he took my new iPhone and put a spork in its place while saying "spoink" so there was nothing I could do. I had to go get a new iphone.

by Xakic June 4, 2018

Spoink

A description of something that is either exciting, memey or sexual, or the combination of the three, thus it is a word to describe manly pleasures

I wanna spoink your dad ; testicles are spoinky

by Chasadia November 19, 2018

remove a splinter

To engage in sexual intercourse. The phrase is usually used when a friend has waited a period of time for you to exit the room in which the activities are taking place. A phrase often used by those not good at thinking on their feet.

I had to remove a splinter from her foot.

by Hunt Sman March 22, 2007

splintax

AKA Scott Young.
Asshole second to only that of Ben Guinery.

Maftei: Oh noes, splintax tried to break into my house.
G-Nat: Asshole.

by G-Nat December 25, 2004

spinternet

Using the internet as a vehicle for spin and diversion to counteract blog and other user communication, particularly by totalitarian governments.

The political prisoner suicided in custody by shooting himself 4 times in the head, but the spinternet astroturf explained that it was probably just that the other prisoners didn't like him, so I didn't worry and watched porn instead.

by Church Wolf September 22, 2009