splirking

Grabbing the testicles of a male and attempting to move them to one sack, then squeezing them back and forth similar to a water balloon.

Splirking it with the ferocity of a demon, my balls now ache

by Lord Ballbuster January 9, 2025

Slotting

"Slotting" refers to the phenomenon where a professional athlete or gamer experiences a sudden and inexplicable loss of all skill, often without any apparent cause. The term originates from the abbreviation "SLOT," which stands for "Sudden Loss of Talent" a phrase that was originally used by Ralf Schumacher.

Player 1: "What the fuck are you doing man, those shots should have landed!!"
Player 2: "Sorry man im slotting hard"

by barsch07 January 21, 2025

Sploffing

The act of taking part in a cult-like ritual, in which you are being waterboarded with the liquid excretion of a female of Indian descent.

Me: Arlo and I can't wait to take part in this weeks 9:00pm sploffing ritual
Arlo: I heard they brought someone in fresh from Dehli

by SecretGooner69 February 6, 2025

splitting the G

passionate gay sex between two Guiness drinkers

“hey Sean, our Guinesses just arrived, let’s try splitting the G”
“OK Dave, just gotta get my cock out first”

by rasta badmon February 9, 2025

Sploinging

(Sployn-ging)

Exceeding satisfaction; amazing.

Could even be pronounced “Sploingin.’”

“Dude, that party last night was Sploinging!”

by Woodchipsniffer March 9, 2025

Slonting

Jerking off using your dominant hand backwards at the base, while the other hand is pushing the shaft forward, achieving a 90° angle. Commonly done while rock hard, naturally or medically.

"Dude, my girl started slonting me last night!"

by dewww April 14, 2025

Splitting

Splooge + Shitting = Splitting

When you jerk off on the toilet and simultaneously push out a shit as you finish, resulting in a larger load of jizz.

I caught Elliot splitting in my bathroom when he said he just had a stomach ache.

by ohhhhhhhhhyeah$$$$$$ May 23, 2025