sploser

A common name used for people that are both spastic and a loser. Usually refered to people called Steff.

Person: So did you hear that Steff is really amazingly talented.
Other Person: Who's Steff?
Person: The sploser...
Other person: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by Shakespeare, word creator August 5, 2010

Slopehole

Nasty, Trashy Whore. with a nasty hole.

The girl officially changed here name is SLOPEHOLE.

by Jove Turkey June 30, 2011

sploge biscuit

dried masses of man juice found in local adult peep shows on floor.

the homo enjoys a good sploge biscuit with his coffee.

by e z geezus July 29, 2011

Splowed

The act of inflicting great physical distress on a person (Usually in the face). This is usually carried out with a fist. Other body parts or instruments may also be used. Most commonly a punch in the face will do if it "lays the victim out".

1.Just watched a rich Douche get pulled out if his car and splowed at a red light. Highlight of my day.

2. I was in class the other day and Joe was talking crazy on my boy Drew and he got splowed.

by Degofx6 September 22, 2011

slopey seconds

In the winter Olympics of life, you're always going for the gold, but sometimes you just have to settle for slopey seconds.

The Norwegians might be in first place, but we wouldn't mind getting their slopey seconds.

by huglife4eva February 10, 2014

slope job

A slope job is when you are snowboarding and the mountain scenery is so nice or your run is so epic that you just have to get a blow job, right on the slopes.

"This run is so epic! I need to get a slope job to make it even better!"

by Tricounty18 January 26, 2016

Sloped Out

Brain freeze; to be out of information; uninformed.

I was so sloped out I left my keys and locked myself out of the house.

by The Kay Rock Touch May 14, 2017