pork slinger

a derogatory term for an obese person.

I had to sit between two pork slingers on the plane.

by renegade lemonade March 11, 2016

dildo slinger

A sex shop retail worker, or person who is a purveyor of adult novelties.

Matt works at the porn store, he's their top dildo slinger.

by DomTheKraut October 12, 2016

face splinters

Man stubble as defined by a 5 year old.

Daddy, your beard looks like lot of little splinters in your face. Face splinters.

by Semada July 16, 2017

Slug Slinger

A Female with a Pair of Beefy Buns looking like midgets in a sleeping bag.

You hit janelle yet
Hell yea straight slug slinger ass so fat broke my pelvis clappin ha shit

by yung aqua August 15, 2019

anal splinters

Splinters you get in your

anus after using a wooden dildo in your bumhole

Fuck mate, I have anal splinters from the anal I did with that wooden dildo my friend got me

by pponkie September 27, 2019

Yoghurt slinger

The act of throwing cum

"Wayne is such a yoghurt slinger"

by #NotChad October 18, 2019

Gum slinger

An elderly woman with false teeth that is more than eager to perform oral sex i.e. give head.

When Pearl's dentures come out, she's about to suck the life out of ya. Better watch it.... She's a real gum slinger.

by Jbake6669 September 25, 2020