fidget spinner

A small petite female crackhead that is tweeking.

Look at the little crackhead I would like to play with that fidget spinner

by priddygood September 15, 2017

Fidget Spinner

An absolutely stupid thing that is ment for ADD or ADHD kids but some stupid people use them just cause. A massive waste of money, time, air and everything in general.

Person: Hey i got a fidget spinner im so cool
Me: they are a waste of money

by imdeadsiriusandveryloony May 30, 2017

Ankle spanker

A penis.

On Family Feud, Steve Harvey said “We asked 100 women name something men have that you think is fake.” Answer Ankle Spanker meaning penis.

by Uncle Whiskers February 8, 2018

spankerthon

Former olympic even removed from olympioc venues in 1768 due to suvere injury. This event was among one of the most popular games in its time, and is still practiced today at some schools and collages. It is a team sport, and a team consists of two players. One to spank, and the other to be spanked (kinda obvious) and the team that can produce the most impressive spank wins. Point go towards the accuracy of the spank, wind resistance, volume and the fatigue used.

Name an olympic sport cancelled in the late 1760's which included a team of two people and resulted in saw backsides: spankerthon.

by Ronald McWofflefag April 20, 2009

scannerds

Someone that continuously feels the need to scan items in the store to see if there is a better online price. Someone that has to scan every QR code they come across because there is more information available online.

How many scannerds does it take to screw in a light bulb. One to compare prices, one to scan instruction manual. One to literally screw the light bulb.

by heltersxelter February 3, 2014

spinner circle

Spinning fidget spinners in a circle

"Hey you want to join the spinner circle."

by YuhBoiEatsLemons July 21, 2017

spancer

A mispronunciation of Spencer.

“Hey look it’s spancer.”

by Anonymous123..... September 30, 2020