soapy

brand new / clean look/ still relevant

on urban dictionary.com does everything slang word have too be funny or what?" "no it just has to be soapy.

by docaonereosk October 24, 2010

Soppy Bollocks

1. a poof, a fag, someone who fails 2 stand up 4 themselves
2.Mark "dougie" Jones
3.One with droopy moist testicles

1)oi soppy bollocks, make ur mind up.
2)Mark jones has soppy bollocks
3)Jesus dude ur scrote is dripping, u must have a severe case of soppy bollocks

by Boogie Pimp September 28, 2004

Soppy

A disgusting texture, or sounding thing. Incredibly nasty. Typically associated with the female anatomical reproductive area.

Dude, she had a soppy vag.

She had one soppy cunt, Mates!

My friend here is a soppy douche.

by Maestro_Douche September 21, 2009

soapy tenner

Far from being the work of any one individual, the phrase Soapy Tenner has existed since the agricultural revolution, when Jethrow Tull - fresh from inventing either the seed drill or the spinning jenny - staggered into a local house of ill repute, and demanded a 'soapy titwank' to wash the filth that clung to his nether regions.

The quick witted whore replied that she'd want a 'soapy tenner' before she let him ream her jubblies with his filthy love-wand, and Tull agreed.

after shooting a sticky load into her hair, he proceeded to knee her in the crotch and run off without paying. The phrase 'Soapy Tenner' came to mean a tenner you're never likely to see.

I bet you a soapy tenner Jethrow Tull didn't invent the spinning jenny, fool.

by Leonard Hatred December 14, 2008

Soapy Hand Slap

The Soapy Hand Slap is a sexual act. The way it works is a male ejaculates into his hand, works the spunk into a bit of a lather, then slaps his sexual partner in the face with his now jizz-lathered hand.

Guy : Ugghhhhhnnnnnnnnnn....uhhh....nnnnnnnnn....ah. Ahh. Ah-ah-oh-uhhhhhnnnn. (heavy breathing ensues)

Girl : Whew! That was...well, that was, um...good.

Guy : (fakes masturbating using spunk as lube, in order to work up a lather)

Girl : Oh. You trying to get it up so we can go again?

Guy : Soapy Hand Slap!!! (slaps girl with lathered hand, smearing spunk across her face).

Girl : So, wer'e done, right? I mean, that pretty much just ended our relationship. Ok. Well, see you later, asshole.

by blackholepcs July 11, 2009

soupy

When you shotgun the same bong hit back and forth. So named because the hit feels like shit, and you are (two girls one cup style) vomiting it back and forth. The vomit feels like chunky soup. Thus, you're keeping it soupy.

Widdly scuds?

Me: My girl friend and I were keeping soupy last night, until she blew it all over my face!

You: Wow, how was it?

Me: It was good shit!

by harmon5 July 8, 2011

soppy

when u could back a girl and choose not too

mike:hey can i come over
hayley:yea sure thing

hayley:you gunna back me then
mike:na ive rather just chill n talk i wouldn't wnat to hurt our friendship
hayley:well thats nice soppy bollocks

by chunky james October 11, 2008