Emo Soccer

Soccer, or Football as most of the world calls it, is the most popular sport in the world.

When played by Emo's it then becomes a entirely different thing, called Emo Soccer.
Emo Soccer is basically the same as Soccer, except played by people who are dark and into all the Emo shit and such. Which greatly affects how the game is performed.

Such as when, a Emo starts running and gets their hair messed up...they will stop immediately, and begin to set their hair back into place.

Or when a Emo falls down, they will stay down.

Aswell as when a goal is scored on their side of the field, they will usally just laugh off the pain.

So, Emo Soccer is something else...something that is hard to explain really...yup

Emo Soccer is also a popular computer game aswell!

Cali: That guy over their looks extremely Emo...What's even weirder is the fact that he is on the school's soccer team!

Jessica: He plays Emo Soccer.

:P

by Emo Soccer Player :P July 27, 2009

soccer mom'd

Being owned or pwned to the point of no return.

"STFU COCKSHIT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! YOU HAVE OVER 200 POSTS IN LESS THAN 10 DAYS. YOU'RE FUCKING PATHETIC, EVEN FOR YOUR AGE. WHAT PART OF "MISETINGS IS FOR ADULTS" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND, KID? HERE'S THE DEAL: I'M GOING TO STUFF MY RAINBOW-COLORED COCK UP YOUR FAT ASS AND RUPTURE YOUR PREPUBSCENT PROSTRATE, ENSURING THAT ONCE YOU HIT PUBERTY, MASTURBATION WILL BE MEANINGLESS TO YOU. THAT'S RIGHT. I'M STEALING THE ONLY CHANCE YOU'LL EVER HAVE AT SEXUAL SATISFACTION. ONCE I'VE NUTTED IN YOUR LARGE INTESTINE, I'M GOING TO PULL OUT AND FORCE YOU TO EAT THE REMAINS OF YOUR PITIFUL GLAND. YOU WILL LIKE IT. IF YOU DON'T, I WILL KNEE YOU IN THE STOMACH UNTIL YOU VOMIT IT BACK UP. YOU WILL BE GIVEN A SECOND CHANCE TO ENJOY IT. WE CAN REPEAT AS MANY TIMES AS NECESSARY OR UNTIL YOUR STOMACH BURSTS AND YOU SLOWLY DIE. THEN I WILL DON MY SOMBRERO AND DO A MEXICAN TAP DANCE ON YOUR MINUTE SCROTUM." -

A random scrub getting soccer mom'd by Arc from Misetings.com

by DerangedHermit June 19, 2004

soccer cleaning

Cleaning up anything using only feet to do so usually by making a pile then deciding what to do with it.

My kid won't let me put them down right now and I gotta clean up, looks like I'll be soccer cleaning.

by chaibot7 October 19, 2010

Soccer Mom

A chick who wears Vans in a small size. So they are "Mini Vans"

Person 1: Damn yo I like her Vans. They are small though like size 5.
Person 2: Yeah bruh the Mini Vans. She's a Soccer Mom.

by TUIT October 21, 2010

soccer mum

A nasty mother who follows the suburban trend of being a bore, and a gossip with slightly below average IQ who wears clothing that lacks imagination. She could aid her children in their pursuit of the finer things in life such as art, music, literature and science, philosophy and gastronomy; sadly, she is ignorant of such things. In fact she has a high opinion of herself: she thinks she is a queen and is proud of her suburban attributes and accolades.

John: I saw that gossip-monger neighbour, Suzanne pulling into the Maccas drive-thru again.
Sarah: Oh yes, typical soccer mum doesn't know any better than to feed her kidsjunk and pop music.

by jujickson June 10, 2014

soccer trophy

A compliment meant as false praise targeted at younger members of Generation Y just entering the workforce. Derived from the notion that Gen Y has grown up in an atmosphere of constant praise, particularly in popular sports like soccer, where kids plays for fun, no score is kept and everyone gets a trophy at season's end.

After the new intern finished that menial task, the boss gave her a soccer trophy just so she would feel appreciated.

by bjr808 August 21, 2008

Soccer fag

Anyone that plays soccer is gay and should be sent to a prison to get what they want a dick in there butt..... also if your name is rene and you play soccer your a fag in general

Rene is a soccer fag

by Cream97 August 15, 2017