Sack-Slapper

When your sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool and the crap keeps coming out in a single piece until it finally breaks off and slaps against your ball sack.

I was sitting on the toilet and the turd was so long that it hit the bottom of the bowl and continued to work its way up the side. When it finally dropped from my ass it slapped my ball sack thus being termed a Sack-Slapper.

by Johnny MuddBone August 7, 2009

Coon Slapper

When a person is having sex with a black women from behind and his ball satchel makes a slapping noise. Cha HHS

When a person is having sex with a black women from behind and his ball satchel makes a slapping noise,they are a coon slapper. Cha HHS

by MDCS CHA April 1, 2009

chicken slapper

also known as a pimp ,a street hustler,and all around sharp dressed mac daddy.

yo check that chicken slapper he got a cane!

by J.W.Lee April 8, 2009

Crapper Snapper

The Crapper Snapper is an act performed during sexual intercourse, and is only possible while in the position popularly known as "doggy-style." The individual who is behind (the "giver" to the "receiver," as it were) takes a rubber-band and pulls it back as far as he (or she, in the event of a strap-on situation) can and snaps the anus of the receiver, thenceforth referred to as the Crapper-Snapped. The point of the Crapper Snapper is three-fold. 1. Maximum disrespect. 2. You must try to stay inside of the Crapper-Snapped's orifice for as long as you can. 3. Fun.

Bob: "I'm going to break up with my girlfriend today, she's so annoying. How can I get her off my case?"
John: "Dawg you need to give that bitch a Crapper Snapper. You snap that woman's crapper and she ain't ever gonna wanna talk to you again, you dig?!"
Bob: "Thanks, man! I'm going to go screw her doggy-style right now!"

by Big D E March 6, 2014

beat the slapper

game where girls compete to see who can kiss the most amount of guys in a night.
generally played around the age of 14.

"why is she kissing that minger?"
"we're playing beat the slapper"

by hepburn May 14, 2008

the knee slappers

A group of nine friends who make weird jokes and react to them by saying "that's a knee slapper, har de har har" and slapping their knees.

Knee slapper #1"And then the whale said, wait whales can't talk!" the Knee slappers "That's a knee slapper, har de har har!"

by A knee slapper April 6, 2013

Slapper

Here in Ireland a Slapper is a slut/tramp.Usually wears a shiny tracksuit and puts out for anyone.

Your one over there is a slapper!!!!

by Anonymous January 30, 2003