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Noodle slurp 

When you're giving a blow job and are so into it but you miss your rhythm and the dick falls out of your mouth and you make a huge slurp/sucking sound without realizing the dick isn't in your mouth anymore.
Jill was giving me head when all of a sudden I heard the noodle slurp. Took her a minute to get back into rhythm again.
Noodle slurp by Nippleup May 24, 2018
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stupid slurp 

A gay twitch streamer who has not come out yet,and has to deal with down syndrome
Your gay but not as much as stupid slurp
stupid slurp by Jared khan May 28, 2018
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Turd Slurp 

The act of eating ass; annalingus
E.g. Billy went home and turd slurped the hell outta his girlfriend.
Turd Slurp by Schmorgan June 9, 2018

sand slurp 

A Sand slurp is a disgusting bottom dweller found in both freshwater and salt water. Very common off the coast of Italy, Japan, and Melbourne (Australia).
"Did you see that gross guy hitting on me last night?", "Yeah, he was a total sand slurp"

DUCK SLURP 

In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.
Nigel: DuDe I went and done did a DuCk SluRp.

Toby: Dude that's radical man.

Seth: Gnarly dude.

cock slurp 

when a cock is all wet and raw and you suck it.

but its your own cock
cock slurp by G-Bone27730 April 8, 2019

Alaskan Slurp & Vurp 

Fellatio brought to climax whereupon the active participant vomits with such force as to direct the ejaculate back through the recipient's urethra.
I came so hard that Jenny gave me an Alaskan slurp & vurp.