DUCK SLURP

In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.

Nigel: DuDe I went and done did a DuCk SluRp.

Toby: Dude that's radical man.

Seth: Gnarly dude.

by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018

moon slurp

fluid ejected from the anus: especially semen

Man I ain't lying! that chick bent over and like there was moon slurp all over the back of her panties!

by 3mta3 September 19, 2014

Slurp derp

To drink something delicious or to make it known that it’s magnificent.

That drink was slurp derp!

by Tynn April 26, 2021

Slurping Around

The act of sucking a multitude of dicks in quick succession.

Jake can’t stop himself from slurping around.

by Nifty-CYDE September 13, 2021

Slurp-up

Cumming in someone's foreskin, after which the semen in the foreskin is licked out.

Bob: Jim and I were docking and then Nancy performed a slurp-up on both of us.

by Mommyhasadirtymind August 13, 2018

rectum slurping sloth rapist

A person who has the intelligence level of a fucktarded idiot who goes around slurping rectums and raping sloths (not necessarily in that order.) and who also finds pleasure out of feces and hideous women.

Sid, you are as retarded as Rectum Slurping Sloth Rapist.

by BendJehovah April 18, 2014

SENPAI SLURP

This is a floptropican non formal way of saying “cvm”

Person 1: you made me SENPAI SLURP
Person 2: omg let me taste

by PERIOD POSAY 😜😜🤘🤘😍 September 8, 2023