Swagger Jagger

The STD you get if you bang a chav. Results in painful screeching sounds from the inflicted person.

Matt went out with Kelly, who has a notorious rep as a chav, last night. The next day he was screaming so badly that the neighbourhood complained repeatedly. He has Swagger Jagger

by Skittles_Whore July 22, 2011

shagger

noun- a seducer of young, vulnerable women

Jude: He's a shagger.
Lucy: A what?
Jude: A shagger... a Dong Juan. A seducer of young, vulnerable women.

by judeacrosstheuniverse August 1, 2011

Ex-Shagger

Somebody who previously received sex daily, nightly and ever so rightly but has now not had regular sex for more than 6 months.

"Yo dude whats with this kid? I can't understand a word he is saying!"

"Just pretend he is making sense, he hasn't had his oats in a while, he's an ex-shagger"

by Calstar-Oil January 7, 2010

Swagger Dragon

(n) - one that exhibits an amount of swagger comparable to a giant flying fire breathing reptile.

If he was mashing that hard, he must be a swagger dragon.

by wamsquatch January 15, 2011

Slagter

Slaggy boys who are slightly perverted

Boy: That Tom guy was such a Slagter last night

Girl: Yeah and his brother Ben was too

by theonewhoknowsall1234567890 January 14, 2015

sheep shagger

a virgin farmer who can only get sex from his sheep and even when he does he has to put their back legs in his wellies

to have sex with a sheep

by totalguy January 8, 2004

Swagger Don

An individual who possesses a large amount of swagger, usually in the form of confidence, fresh clothes, and being successful with bitches.

Swagger Don

by Dreamzyy September 19, 2010