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borderline skipper

When those lunatics from iraq, bulgaria, romania, kazahkstan and wherever else they come from, decide they'd prefer come into Britain and have an easy life, living off british taxpayers money, and getting free houses from Tony Blair.
Oi! Have you Heard!? A load of fuckin Borderline Skippers Have moved in next door!
by One of coolness September 7, 2003
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window reflection shopper

someone who when walking past shops looks at their reflection in the window to see how roladex/wack they look. A person who does this is a window "reflection" shopper and usually a trendo.
oh dear you see that contempory dernier cri mistake he just took a look into that charity shop. probably just window reflection shopper.
by Shedward February 19, 2006
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fun stoppers

cops, pigs, filth, the law.
i was shredding a tyre when the fun stoppers rolled up
by serge October 18, 2004
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bulimic shopper

One who, while shopping, adds a large amount of items to their cart, then when satisfied, places them all back. A bad bulimic shopper, will go to check out and then ask the cashier to put back most of the items in their cart. The online equivalent would be adding a bunch of items to one's cart, then closing the browser.
Person 1: I went shopping at Nordstrom!
Person 2: What did you get?
Person 1: Well I was going to get new make-up and new shoes, but I ended up putting them back.
Person 2: You're such a bulimic shopper.
by stolidity September 2, 2011
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cock stopper

1. Finding out the "woman" you are bedding has a penis. In all but 1% of men this is known to stop the cock dead in it's tracks returning to it's flaccid form.
by Bud E Love May 16, 2003
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Heart Stopper

A particularly large line of cocaine that in theory, could stop your heart beating, but in practice, will get you higher as a Premiership footballer after then last game of the season.
"Holy Jesus fucking Christ, I've just done an absolute heart stopper. Give me five minutes and I'll be talking like a total cunt".
by Dan Syndrome October 29, 2009
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Skipper

A rockin' blow job that knocks your socks off when you need it most. Done in an outdoor, or public place which creates a sense of thrill for both parties. Common side effects inlude "sackjaw" inflicted to the giver.
Brad gives Brandon a high five and exclaims," I think there were people watching last night when Lyndsae gave me that skipper in the park!"
by bradsoulsurvivor October 10, 2008
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