1. Used to describe poor driving, particularly driving when drunk.
2. Lack of coordination when using the features of a car, such as the stereo or cigarette lighter.
2. Lack of coordination when using the features of a car, such as the stereo or cigarette lighter.
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 29, 2009
One who has the ability to fix a photocopy machine with ease. See "wizard" or "magician" or "awesomeness".
Perverted boss: "Oh my god, I tried to print out a nude photo of myself humping a desk, but the photocopier seems to have jammed!"
Audrey: "Did I hear paper jam? Don't touch anything boss, I have great photocopier-fixing skills, leave it to me" *fixes photocopier*
Perverted boss: "Good job! Now I think I have a problem with my penis, can you fix that too?"
Audrey: "Did I hear paper jam? Don't touch anything boss, I have great photocopier-fixing skills, leave it to me" *fixes photocopier*
Perverted boss: "Good job! Now I think I have a problem with my penis, can you fix that too?"
by Supplanter (yeah boy!) September 06, 2006
Famous mathmatic theorst Dr. Alex McFarland, who is documented to have received 14 percent on his mathematics examination. Thus putting him in the bottom percentile of mathematics skills in the country.
Johnny : Did you hear autistic Alex's score in maths?
Lira : Yes, 14% they say
Johnny : What a Dullard!
Lira : Alex's math skill is lacking.
Lira : Yes, 14% they say
Johnny : What a Dullard!
Lira : Alex's math skill is lacking.
by Brian Cox. June 15, 2021
Skill based matchmaking is a term which refers to either players in a video game who are queued into a game with people of the same skill, or two people who are equally skilled or equal in some way which is usually used in a negative manner.
by Gggfdd January 12, 2023
Very rare skills. Not just skills to pay the bills, skills to pwn the bills. I knew this kid called Josh who had them and he once wrestled a dead alligator.
Me: (tunefully) I got the skills, I got the skills to pwn the bills.
Onlooker: What a very peculiar young man. (Calls to wife) Marion, come over here and hit this young man with your broom!
Marion: *totally pwns me*
Onlooker: What a very peculiar young man. (Calls to wife) Marion, come over here and hit this young man with your broom!
Marion: *totally pwns me*
by Wonaldo April 21, 2008
Said after performing some feat of achievement. It means you are so skillful at something that you are in fact skill itself.
by Joe99 September 25, 2005
"girls only want boyfriends with great skills!"
"what what do you mean?"
"numchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills..."
"what what do you mean?"
"numchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills..."
by Shi March 16, 2005