Straight skate 

When a beaner fries yo mamma's beans while giving her a straight look with a pole

"Man dawg that skinner just straight skated that weasle head

Straight skate by Billy Mcswag July 30, 2012

post-skate 

Type of punk music inspired by The Homosexuals and Protex which is kind of nervous, cathartic and fairly minimalist. Post-skate bands have the attitude without the object, they have the punk without being skate-punk, they have a vintage style without the vans.

Dude, did you listen to these new post-skate bands? Thigh Master, Dumb, Aborted Tortoise and The Shifters are so rad!

post-skate by stillinrock July 8, 2018

Open skate song 

90’s song played at the ice rink during open skate.

Who sings “everything you want?” Not sure but that’s an open skate song right?

Open skate song by Brobin101 December 4, 2018

Crew skate magazine 

Gods cum

Person one: Crew skate magazine is really cool I want to buy it now
Person two: I feel the same except I want to buy it more

Crew skate magazine by The Offroadman August 27, 2019

post-skate 

Speedy garage punk with nervous yet friendly voice (nothing like angry punks), a simplistic and very tight rhythm, a cathartic sound, almost chopped, anti-corporation lyrics, a mid-fi production (not too lo-fi) and bouncy melodies with a vehement tendency.

Oh man, the new Aborted Tortoise is such a good post-skate album.
Oh man, post-skaters are so much better than punks.

post-skate by stillinrock March 25, 2020

Esca-Skate 

This is someone that does a little jolt or trip, or dance even, when an escalator isn’t working, but the person that gets on it acts as if it is moving normally.

Anthea nearly landed on the chap walking down in front of her when she did an Esca-Skate going down to the subway.

Esca-Skate by Sonny Saint April 10, 2020

boofer skate gang 

Boofer skate gang: started by nicolai and his older brother the notorious didonato brothers. They are satanist and like what they say on the streets, scary mofos. The brothers got kicked outta multiple schools due to smoking grass and eating ass; They have been sent to multiple rehabilitation centers, but nothing seems to work. They are mentally ill and crazy italian mafia drug attics with their dead papi joe and hammy on their side RIP. They are the Gs tho.

The boofer skate gang finna come pow pow ya, ya hurrrrrrd...

boofer skate gang by badbitches21 April 25, 2020