Fat losers in their moms' basements dropping their McDonald's salaries on women they have no chance with for attention
by WhyDoINeedToTypeInAGodDamName September 2, 2022
Get the simpmug. A guy name nick, who is persistently trying to get the girls to talk to him, like him and send him “nudes”
by Avs chat March 9, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy
A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.
Not. Cool. Dude.
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy
A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.
Not. Cool. Dude.
Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"
by GummoG June 17, 2019
Get the SIMPmug. Dima your such a simp
by Pool the Cool March 13, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A nigga who tries so hard to pull bitches and is willing to do anything to get some. These niggas are the scum of the earth.
by Zeeland Slang January 23, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Simp. A person who does anything including and not limited to, saying goodbye to their dignity, and their friends just so they might be able to have a chance at getting a partner. However most people specify that only males can simp. However you are so very wrong if you believe that hogwash May I direct you attention to Mikasa Ackerman from Attack on titan. She is the one of the biggest simps I’ve ever seen and I’m including Sanji from One Piece so there is no more reason to suggest only males can simp.
(Person 1: Hey Jim I took a look back and I completely disagree, Mikasa is a total simp
(Person 2: No she isn’t Sanji is, only guys can simp, duh
(Person 1: I think you need to seek a therapist because somethings wrong if you only think guys can simp.
(Person 2: No she isn’t Sanji is, only guys can simp, duh
(Person 1: I think you need to seek a therapist because somethings wrong if you only think guys can simp.
by Majoritymars5 July 12, 2020
Get the Simpmug.