A mexican shedding cobra happens durring sex when the hole the penis is in gets too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off the penis.
"How was your night with the new baddie?"
"It was going great until I aquired a Mexican Shedding Cobra, will have to bring more spit next time."
"It was going great until I aquired a Mexican Shedding Cobra, will have to bring more spit next time."
by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024
Get the Mexican Shedding Cobra mug.When a person gives a hypothetical dilemma, and the responding party tries to include bypasses to make the scenario work better, Mustache-Shielding is when the person presenting the dilemma shuts down the bypasses to ensure that the scenario is still difficult.
"Would you go on a date with a girl with a mustache for 50 bucks?" -Jinya
"Can't I just shave off her mustache then?" -Shosh
"No, you're not allowed to." -Jinya
"Stop Mustache-Shielding you retard." -Shosh
"Can't I just shave off her mustache then?" -Shosh
"No, you're not allowed to." -Jinya
"Stop Mustache-Shielding you retard." -Shosh
by Sleepy Chigga October 8, 2025
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BandGang – Detroit Westside Blood-affiliated clique around 6 Mile, known for L-Block influence, ties to BGSG, and creating the “scam music” wave. Closely linked with ShredGang (SG) at Fenkell & Hubbell. Allies include TTO and some LA Blood sets; rivals include TMCNE, CashGang, and Choppa Boyz.
“BandGang / ShredGang run 6 Mile with BGSG, dropping scam music while holding strong ties to TTO and other Blood crews.”—Local Detroiter
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025
Get the BandGang / ShredGang mug.A defense mechanism that occurs when presenting a hypothetical to a friend who attempts to find unintended loopholes that skirt the main contention of the hypothetical in which you respond by including as many guardrails as possible in an attempt to plug up said loopholes.
Oliver: Would you date your crush if she had a really big mustache?
George: Yeah, I could literally just shave the mustache off.
Oliver: No you can't, she has a mustache shield.
George: Duuude stop mustache-shielding!
George: Yeah, I could literally just shave the mustache off.
Oliver: No you can't, she has a mustache shield.
George: Duuude stop mustache-shielding!
by Guy616 November 18, 2025
Get the Mustache-Shielding mug.A 16 inch African American weener going into a hole in the wall at a motel with a 93 year old man naked, painted green sucking the weener while watching a interracial gangbang porno.
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