sheep shagger

To have sexual intercourse with a sheep. Preferably the sheep is an ewe to avoid others thinking the shagger is homosexual. However, if none are available, to ram a ram in its anus is perfectly acceptable.

He is so ugly that he cannot bag any chicks and has to resort to being a sheep shagger instead. I hope he stops before he catches something.

by Dick Splash 2 June 13, 2009

sheep teeth

From 200 yards, what appears to be a regular person but actually, after closer inspection one realizes the have crooked, brown, Tombstone's for teeth.

"Oh you appear to have Sheep Teeth, goodbye".

by Thegiftedgabler November 30, 2017

water sheep

Basically jesus, but with more power.
And if Jesus's grave was used to make an ikea beacon.

"council of water sheep, tell me the way."

by BigBoyPop August 23, 2019

Sheep Stalker

A person that follows a follower.

Sheep Stalkers don't even make the effort to mooch along with the herd, they are rather like the dags on a Sheeps wooly bum and just tag along with whatever.

Hey Leon what are you and your mates doing tonight? I thought I might just tag along? Elmo mate you are just a Sheep Stalker!

by CartelKids May 6, 2010

Danger sheep

The classic game of dressing up as a sheep and running around Wales, last player to be molested wins!

Man I was rather sore after last weeks game of danger sheep, but I’ll be ready for tomorrow

by Seabert May 30, 2018

Carnivorous Sheep

Something that's seemingly innocent but really isn't.

That kitten has rabies, it's a carnivorous sheep.

by honeybeehave October 8, 2011

water sheep

the god of all

water sheep is dead now :(

by Akira .j August 14, 2019