Office Shark 

The office shark is a legendary beast that senselessly attacks office workers, forcing them to go home early. The shark may attack at any time, however the office shark is especially active on Fridays, carrying many a worker off into weekend.

Tim just had a shark attack and had to go home. The office shark has been especially active this week.

Office Shark by Maxwell Power June 29, 2006

jumped the shark 

was: a cool web site where you could vote on when shows jumped

is: a lame web page on TV Guide

1. jumptheshark.com jumped the shark when it went to TV Guide.

2. Kid: Dad, I think that Bewitched jumped the shark when Dick York left the show.
Dad (under his breath) *whippersnapper*

jumped the shark by LexAveNYC June 10, 2009

shark coochie board 

A shark coochie board is currently a popular assortment of deconstructed Lunchables, including processed meat pieces, cheese products, dried up old fruits you have laying around, leftover bread, and nuts you find between the couch cushions, etc., all artfully arranged on a board you've been saving for a project for a while. Derived from 15th century French "charcuterie".

Oooh, they went all out for this party with a shark coochie board!

shark coochie board by Postmarc December 21, 2020

poon shark 

A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.

That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.

poon shark by Archonoclast January 27, 2008

mud shark haircut 

Any white girl who has low cut or shaved hair in the back and long hair on the sides. VIA reverse bowl cut

mud shark haircutmud shark jungle fever

mud shark haircut by mattygt October 12, 2011

shark 

you for real searched up shark hoping to find a sexual definition, you horny bastard

a sea animal

sharks live underwater

shark isnt a sexual definition you horny bastard

shark by radius97 February 25, 2023

Cum shark 

The act of seeking out an unsuspecting person with the sole purpose of cumming on them without permission.

The target matters not, it can be their face, breasts, behind, back, and even their feet.

"Yo man, hear what happened to Kathleen the other day? She was sleepin in the library when some guy cum sharked her, it was gnarly."

Cum shark by Iliketocumonunsuspectingfeet March 28, 2012