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smegma sharing

when two partners decide to offer fellatio to one another, whilst both have not showered for at least 20 (twenty) days. Then, without swallowing, the two may kiss and tongue-wrestle with the smegma still present within the mouth.
Would you like to invest in smegma sharing?
Sure, awmawmawm
by HillClint January 15, 2022
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Sharing a magnum

Two or more people performing fellatio on the same penis.
Inka and Arnout unzipped my pants and started sharing a magnum until I jizzed all over their faces
by WorldImprover May 4, 2024
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Sharing chapstick

When the girl rimming you and the girl blowing you switch positions they're sharing chapstick.
Oh dude, see Jill and Lisa over there, I hear they love sharing chapstick, we should invite them.
by NichtFreud May 6, 2021
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Care Bear Share

When the most sexually appealing person in the room is passed around, like a joint, to every other person. When one of the participants has the point person they are given exactly 30 seconds of "play time" before they must share with their friends. Game only works if full consent is given by all parties.
Dude, that Care Bear Share really fulfilled me; both in an elementary school morals way and a sexual way.
by vapper8375 April 7, 2015
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Blow Out Shares

Definition 1:
A vulgar slang term used by young guys to brag about ejaculation, often exaggerating their sexual exploits.

Definition 2:
When an investor, especially an insider, dumps a ton of company shares through a shady separate entity (like a shell company) to cash out before bad news crashes the stock, skirting insider trading rules.
Example: "Dude, I will totally blow out shares with the secretary tonight!"

Example: "That CEO plans to blow out shares through some offshore account, right after the the news release his team is fabricating!"
by Raquel de la Roche July 23, 2025
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Hippie-half-share

Frugality taken to the next step, or all the way to your buddies fridge. Taking an almost unnoticeable amount of something (typically food) with the intention of replacing it... in some karmic form... at some distant future date, until there's only an unusable amount left.
Sage was a very courteous roommate, he was always thoughtful enough to leave a hippie-half-share of my milk in the fridge.
by Dj smiles January 18, 2022
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Non-sharing yumeshipper

A yumeshipper is someone who ships themselves with a character (or characters) other than another character. They likely have an obsession with said character(s) aswell
Non-sharing means they prefer not to 'share' the character with anyone else. they prefer that no one else ships themselves with the character. (Or they do not want to share the status of #1 fan of a character for example)
"The hate on non-sharing yumeshippers are so forced."
by termina11yCapricious August 24, 2025
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