Shank

verb

To go for a shit and get so bored you end up masturbating

"God i was on the toilet for so long yesterday i ended up having a shank"

"You were in the toilet for a very long time, were you shanking?"

by 3dd0 March 8, 2009

shanking

Screwing. Comes from the fact a pecker is a shank.

I was shanking that babe I met in a bar the other night.

by Tom LaBelle September 15, 2004

Shank

To misspass a volleyball in such a way that if can't be played by your teammate

Coach: Damn, ima take Dan out, he's been shanking passes all day!

by Victor Chen July 6, 2007

Shanks

somone who finds a way to tear away at the foundations of a person until they want to kill the shanks, usually by coming up with gay nicknames or by being a dick. usually starts off conflicts rather then keeping them going. finds the weak person of the night, and exploits them, making it impossible to try to go against him. see Hitler.

person 1: hey guys, i sure am hungry.
shanks : wow NO WAY !!! mr. meal mr. mealalalala!!
person 1 : shanks, whats it like to kiss men?
person 2 :spadaro yeah, seriusly shanks, shut up.
shanks: wow, spadaro, whats it like to kiss men? rah!!
person 1 and 2: wow....

by pigsaw May 30, 2007

SHANK

When one masturbates as he is on the toilet having a shit

formed by the blending of 'wank' and 'shit'

Ahhhh My shit was talkin that long to come out i decided to have a shank.

by Anal Ainzworth January 14, 2009

Shank

To shank someone with a homemade mexican knife

Eddie: Will I'll shank u

Will: Oh shit

by Lewisboy February 13, 2010

Shank

Verb. to stab someone with a shiv.
shank is also what retards call improvised stabbing or cutting weapons. these are not called shanks they are called shivs.

Dumbass: Dude... i just made a totally awesome shank made out of a piece of glass and tightly rolled paper.

Badass: you are dumb. you made a shiv, there is no solid thing called a shank. for being a fool, i will shank you with my shiv.

by shiv man April 21, 2009