shag monkey

(n) a person drunk enough to suck booze out of a shag carpet

Tom is so drunk he's become a shag monkey

by bobby p April 16, 2005

shag bands

see Jelly bracelets for many, many definitions. They are the same thing basically.

click on the link and see the meaning of shag bands :)

by faeryfig June 21, 2006

Shag Bands

Rubber bands which are different colours with meanings if snapped..

Black - Sex pink clear - anything girl wants

Pink - Kiss, White - flash
yellow - hug, orange - hickey
any green - hand job, purple - undress other person
any blue - blow job
Red - Lap dance
Gold - all the way/everything
clear any colour - anything wanted by snapper

i snapped your shag bands ;) ...... go on then

by AndreaLTodd October 27, 2009

Shag Band

a coloured band which if broken the snapee and snapper have to shag according to the colour of the band.
the colours are as follows:

Black- bed sex
Orange- kinky food sex
Purple- drunken sex
Pink- role play sex
Green- sex on grass
Blue- sex under water
Yellow- sex on the beach
Red- agressive sex
Clear- snappers choice and whatever the colour is

You snapped my orange shag band! Now we have to have kinky food sex.

by Delgado69er January 2, 2010

tactical shag

like a smoke break, but shagging instead

maurice, work is fucking me off, lets go for a quick tactical shag in the disabled toilets and get back to it.

by cool...cool-cool-cool November 20, 2020

secret shag

A woman or man you have casual sex with but don't wish to brag about

"Hey bro Fat Susan said you laid her last week", "ok yes I did, I was totally pissed , the bottom line is I'd prefer to keep her as a secret shag"

by Big Jack's Bollocks July 21, 2017

shag days

when you have many exhausting days because of multiple events not going your way

Dylan YP was having shag days

by Rjwpang October 17, 2021